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    I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/29/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    Holly, aka Magnolia? I saw her on during the day a few weeks ago. She only had one or two comments though.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    12/29/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: ay, that would be her
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    Image of OchentaYcinco OchentaYcinco
    12/29/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    Hey everybody, in from a long day of drinking (and smoking weed, which I never do anymore)... I can't believe what actually happened today. One of the best sports days of my life, excluding this year's World Series.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    12/29/08

    @OchentaYcinco: De-Sean-Jack-Son. Clap. Clap. Clap Clap Clap?
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    12/29/08

    @OchentaYcinco: I can't believe it either. Last week I was calling for Reid to get fired, now I think we can beat any team in the league. Such is the life of an Eagles fan...
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/29/08

    @VTBen: I really don't hold any animosity towards any team (or their fans, for that matter), but I have to laugh at Tony Romo for always ending his seasons like this:



    At least lose with some fucking dignity.

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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    12/29/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    consider it yours, suh.
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/29/08

    @Roto_Tudor: Thank you and it's done.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    12/29/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    Oh, hey now, are we plotting a top-secret Facebook takeover? I want in.


    Just let me know when I get to post Facebook comments from my Deadspin account.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/29/08

    @I Party With Smoot:


    We're framing Yostal. You in?

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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    12/29/08

    @I Party With Smoot: will they make you have a little "D" on your avatar?
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/29/08

    @UkraineNotWeak: I think the worst framing of him would be to stick a cigarette in his mouth and a beer in his hand while he sleeps.
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/29/08

    @Roto_Tudor: To keep up with my theft of others' ideas tonight, I'm taking that one as well.
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    Image of OnBiasPercentage OnBiasPercentage
    12/29/08

    @Pete Gaines: And then we can all draw Swastikas on him.
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/29/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: Sharpie: The Ultimate Party Favor
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/29/08

    @OnBiasPercentage: Speaking of which...the other night when I was up at my grandma's place, she showed me a bunch of family documents, including the 1943 letter my great-grandfather wrote to the Nazi Party formally withdrawing from the party, as well as a bunch of other cool stuff. I'd seen a lot of cool stuff from my grandfather's family, but this was the first time I'd seen my grandmother's family stuff.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    12/29/08

    @Pete Gaines: My Grandma passed away on Tuesday, but I guess a couple of weeks ago she told my dad for the first time that her family used to run a speakeasy during prohibition. I guess everyone in town would pretty much show up including the cops and her parents let her join in when she was like 8 at the time.
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/29/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    So, foolishly, I've set up a Facebook account (know your enemy), are there any proper Deadspin groups?
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/29/08

    @PQ Crash: Just the one, but you have to know about it to join it. Do you know about it? HMM? DO YOU?
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/29/08

    @PQ Crash: Welcome to the Underground -DC. You have to apply, but Yostal is the admin. Let him know who you are, and I'm sure he'll approve you.

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Way cute! And yeah, I can see that in a red/auburn. Maybe even my color, red-violet.
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    Sculptor?!? I just met her! was starred Sculptor?!? I just met her! was unstarred
    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/29/08

    @Pete Gaines: Well, thanks to you, I do now.


    Is the password "PEACHES?"


    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Thanks for the heads-up.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/29/08

    @PQ Crash:


    Welcome. You may friend me.

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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    12/29/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: @Pete Gaines: Hey, Yostal told me it was at its member limit!


    /kicks can

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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/29/08

    @UkraineNotWeak: Er, how would one find you? The Seinfeld Wiki Group?
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    PQ Crash was starred PQ Crash was unstarred
    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/29/08

    @toledostripper: No, just the number of people who are listed by their username on the side. You can still join the group. Now go pick up that can, young man!

    @Pete Gaines: Brilliant. You think we can get the Yostess in on this?
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    Sculptor?!? I just met her! was starred Sculptor?!? I just met her! was unstarred
    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/29/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Perhaps.
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/29/08

    @Pete Gaines: LOL Thanks for the promotion, Sheriff!
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    Sculptor?!? I just met her! was starred Sculptor?!? I just met her! was unstarred
    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/29/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: What? Like someone else could possibly claim Sculptor Emeritus status. Also, I cleaned out some of the officers that haven't posted in like years.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    12/29/08

    @Pete Gaines: like, say Holly? What ever happened to her anyway?
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/29/08

    @Pete Gaines: Can't stop deleting people, can you?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/29/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    Four hours of The Beverly Hillbillies on TV Land. Does it get better than that.


    Elly Mae by the cement pond. Well Doggy!!!!

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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    12/29/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    OK, lads and lasses. I'm out.


    Good night, DUAN.

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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/28/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    Good evening all. I trust your holidays went well and are still shaking off any hangovers.


    And, of course, I have to say this: Godspeed, Holmgren.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/28/08

    @PQ Crash: I drank good wine with a gorgeous Hollywood stuntman in a hottub in a blizzard on the top of a hill overlooking acres of snowcovered nature preserve. WIN.


    I also managed to create family drama 1500 miles away, but that's what my uncle gets for hanging up on me and not telling the fam that I tried to call.

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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/29/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Jesus, what do you have in store for New Year's Eve?


    @Business_Socks: If it's anything like this season's chopping block, I'd say 11, 12 teams.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/29/08

    @PQ Crash: champagne and rockband. Downgrade.
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    Image of PQ Crash PQ Crash
    12/29/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: champagne and rockband. Downgrade.


    I see absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, I'll probably crib that idea with the intent of getting drunk enough to sing.


    @Roto_Tudor: Sadly, I have nothing against any of the NL teams. I have to ask though, is Omar Minaya the admin of the group?

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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/28/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    The party finally moved in here? Ok, people, you're in the studio with me, try not to trip on all the stuff.
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    Sculptor?!? I just met her! was starred Sculptor?!? I just met her! was unstarred
    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/28/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Helllo! How's it going?!
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/28/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Hey babe! Going great, working on a bunch of stuff. A show in 2.5 weeks. Yikes!

    What'd your Secret Santa get you?
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/28/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Eek! I bet the new stuff is going to be awesome. I got The Bro Code, from HIMYM!!!! It was perfect. I squealed. What about you? How were your holidays?


    I cut my hair into a Katie Holmes bob today. I'm drinking because I can't decide if I like it or not.

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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/29/08

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Picture on your FB page yet? I bet it's cute as hell. You can rock anything, girl. And nice vacay!


    @Colin White Devil: +1's work all the time. Spread the love.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/29/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Photo: [katiepalooza.tumblr.com] Not a great photo, but it shows the difference. Definite change. I want to go auburn too.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12/28/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    HELLO FRIENDS!


    I despise my family so much I am currently DUANing from a hotel room in scenic Rockford, IL! And I'm drunk!


    HELLO!

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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    12/28/08

    @Pete Gaines: G'day, Pete. I hope you're not drunk off the mini-bar drinks. That stuff's expensive.
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    Image of ThatShortGuy ThatShortGuy
    12/28/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    So this is that DU!AN (Rhonda, you skanky ho, you) I've heard so much about.


    Jello Shots, Parrot Bay Rum, SoCo, and Zinfandel wine all stocked in the fridge. Good times when you host a 21st b-day party and people decide to leave the leftovers.


    ...the hell to begin?! The Falcons are headed for the Buzzsaw (Leitch, Your Pastiness, this may be your worst nightmare come true), the Trashers (har) remain the Brooklyn Brawlers of the Eastern Conference, and I'm not entirely sure the Hawks know if the Boston series has been over for months now.


    A famous fat man once told me that two out of three ain't bad, so I'll drunkenly take his advice. How goes it, peoples?

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/28/08

    @ThatShortGuy: ...


    I'm not drunk enough for all of this.

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    Image of Colin White Devil Colin White Devil
    12/28/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    "The World's Greatest Athlete," with Jan-Michael Vincent, on TCM now. Anyone else watching this, or is it just the scotch kicking in on me?
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/28/08

    @Colin White Devil: I'm watching the end of Sound of Music and wishing I had been drinking and singing along to this all evening instead of watching the Broncos fail miserably.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/28/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    Who has two thumbs, speaks limited Hawaiian, and had a great holiday? This girl.


    How's it going, kids?

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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    12/28/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    Given my Lions woeful performance and the implosion of my college bowl picks over the weekend, I'm going to share in the revelry of SD's win tonight. Yay, Chargers!


    /Bandwagon Chargers fan since 1993.

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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    12/28/08

    @SundaySunday: Does 15 years still count as Bandwagon?
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    Image of SundaySunday SundaySunday
    12/28/08

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Yeah, I should probably just say "casual fan". I'll check in on them, but wouldn't stop everything just to watch them play.
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    Image of U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D
    12/28/08

    In reply to I'd High-Five Her Face Right Now, Too
    Anyone watched the Top Gear Vietnam special yet?
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    12/28/08

    @U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D: Downloading the torrent as we speak. I'm so sad no more new ones until June.
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