Awesome. Not a fan of either team, really, but I appreciate nothing more than some Grade-A dickheadedness at the expense of, well, okay, fuck the Cowpokes and their new stadium. Nice. Roger G's gonna throw him a hefty fine for that one, eh?
"Absolute Disaster. That's it. Concession lines were way too long, bathrooms were overcrowded, it reminded me of the Superdome after Hurricane Katrina."
Let's compare and contrast: An inconvenient situation created by a gathering of mouth-breathers at a football game. One of the most horrific and shameful scenes in American history created by a natural disaster that could have been prevented. I can totally see how these two events are entirely similar.
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quotation marks can be used to identify subject-specific jargon so readers don't feel alienated
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09/24/09
it reminded me of the Superdome after Hurricane Katrina.
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09/22/09
"Fuck You"
-The Donner Party
09/22/09
Let's compare and contrast: An inconvenient situation created by a gathering of mouth-breathers at a football game. One of the most horrific and shameful scenes in American history created by a natural disaster that could have been prevented. I can totally see how these two events are entirely similar.
09/22/09
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Rick Pitino compared it to the beach at Normandy.
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*does patented "COWBOYS LOST!!!" dance*
09/22/09
That's the last time I go to a franchising convention drunk.