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    Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real

    This Week In Terrible Music: The Cowboys’ Nu Metal Band, Plus Chickenfoot

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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Romo's was too busy going up somebody's snatch to snatch somebody up.
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    I assume, that he's never seen him be a leader nor kidnap a small child in a shopping mall.

    John Walsh's ears are burning.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year

    Son, we live in a world that has whores and those whores need to be fucked by men with fame. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Miles Austin? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You laugh at Jessica Simpson and curse her whole family; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Simpson's retard vagina, while tragic, probably got me off repeatedly in Los Cabos, and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, is to be gotten off by retard whores. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that whore, you need me on that whore. We use words like low IQ, silicone tits, chlamydia. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to achieve something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very entertainment I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a whore and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/09/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Did you order the Smirnoff red?
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Nothing says winner like an anklet.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    It's exhausting to lay around in the pool all day like that. Makes you believe in nothing, including the Cowboys' chances this year.
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Nice shorts, fucktard.
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    he's blaming Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Wade Phillips

    You might even say that he's making an escape goat out of them.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    I stopped doing Prop Bets after I won $1,000 because Payne Stewart didn't win The Tour Championship in '99.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/09/09

    @Hatey McLife: Payne Stewart's plane vs. The Field.
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    Image of TotallyRuckedUp TotallyRuckedUp
    09/09/09

    @Hatey McLife: That's cold. (Seriously, I think the windows just frosted up.)
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/09/09

    @Hatey McLife: I didn't fare as well with my prop bet that Cory Lidle would be the Yankees' opening day starter in 2007.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Tony Romo's lack of Lieberman is a debaclement! He should be extrapolated from the team for his missed erection!
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    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    Romo vowed to become more Col. Jessup this year

    He promised to get a blow job from one of his superior officers?
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/09/09

    In reply to Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real
    So he's saying the Cowboys need a black quarterback?

    A white quarterback is all like, "Pardon me, chap, as I toss this pigskin downfield to my compatriot."

    But a black quarterback is all, "Shiiiiiiittt motha fucka I'm slangin' this bitch all over the field!"
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    09/09/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: White quarterbacks do a naked boot like this. Black quarterbacks do a naked boot like thisssssss.
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    07/10/09

    In reply to This Week In Terrible Music: The Cowboys’ Nu Metal Band, Plus Chickenfoot
    If everyone cared, and nobody lied, Gawker would no longer exist. THINK ABOUT THAT!
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    07/10/09

    In reply to This Week In Terrible Music: The Cowboys’ Nu Metal Band, Plus Chickenfoot
    Sammy Hagar has been the Jimmy Buffett of the hard rock set for a few years now.

    http://www.fiveguysproductions.com/2004/03/sammy-hagar-can-still-rock.html
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    07/10/09

    In reply to This Week In Terrible Music: The Cowboys’ Nu Metal Band, Plus Chickenfoot
    doesn't joe satriani make enough money already from coldplay stealing his shit?
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    07/10/09

    In reply to This Week In Terrible Music: The Cowboys’ Nu Metal Band, Plus Chickenfoot
    Your horrible cover of "The Boys Of Summer" is no longer the single worst cover song I've ever heard that makes me want to jump in front of an oncoming train

    Meanwhile, Sheryl Crow's cover of Sweet Child o' Mine just makes me want to cut myself.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    07/10/09

    @thetaxman: What about Britney covering Satisfaction?
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