Cow Headbutted, Probably To Death

Fair warning: if you click play on the video above, you are going to see a ram headbutt a cow, and I'm pretty sure the cow dies. The cow might just be knocked out, but it could also be dead! What's important is that you now have all the information necessary to make an informed decision about whether you'd like to… » 2/13/15 9:44am 2/13/15 9:44am

David Price Loses Cow-Milking Contest

Friday night was apparently Dairy Night in Anaheim, so the stadium held a cow-milking contest before the Rays-Angels game. The two competitors: David Price and Luis Jimenez. Who would be the best milker? » 5/17/14 12:28pm 5/17/14 12:28pm

Mike Greenberg Milks Cow; Cow Shits Everywhere

ESPN's Mike Greenberg had to milk a cow today as a result of losing some March Madness bet, while Mike Golic described the process. When Greenberg finally started milking—at about the one-minute mark—it took only a few seconds before the cow gave her opinion of Mike & Mike all over the platform (and Greenberg). » 4/09/14 10:34pm 4/09/14 10:34pm

It's The Most Kansas City Traffic Report Ever!

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Cedric Benson's Dogs Are A Scourge Upon Local Livestock

Green Bay Packers running back and part-time strip club DJ Cedric Benson is not very good at controlling his murderous dogs. According to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, Benson was recently issued a citation after his two Rottweilers went on a violent rampage against some innocent livestock. » 1/25/13 1:00pm 1/25/13 1:00pm

Tired Of Horse Racing? Consider Cow Cycling

This comes to us from France's Critérium du Dauphiné, one of this month's warm-ups for the Tour de France. There are a lot of climbs in the course, and, well, these cows saw one that looked like fun and figured they'd join in. Could they beat the horses that ran in the Belmont? Shittier horses? What if they had… » 6/11/11 7:30pm 6/11/11 7:30pm

Sporting KC's First Home Goal Was Scored By A Cow

More precisely, a streaker in a cow costume. That's how the rebranded SKC opened Livestrong Park. It was to be the only goal on a rainy night, so we don't think the fans are booing as the cowman is dragged off the field. We think they're mooing. [h/t Kyle, others] » 6/10/11 12:55pm 6/10/11 12:55pm