Mike Greenberg Milks Cow; Cow Shits Everywhere

ESPN's Mike Greenberg had to milk a cow today as a result of losing some March Madness bet, while Mike Golic described the process. When Greenberg finally started milking—at about the one-minute mark—it took only a few seconds before the cow gave her opinion of Mike & Mike all over the platform (and Greenberg). » 4/09/14 10:34pm 4/09/14 10:34pm

Tired Of Horse Racing? Consider Cow Cycling

This comes to us from France's Critérium du Dauphiné, one of this month's warm-ups for the Tour de France. There are a lot of climbs in the course, and, well, these cows saw one that looked like fun and figured they'd join in. Could they beat the horses that ran in the Belmont? Shittier horses? What if they had… » 6/11/11 7:30pm 6/11/11 7:30pm