Oh No, Caffeinated Cracker Jack ("Cracker Jack'd") Is A Thing NowJack Dickey11/30/12 2:20pm7EditPromoteGo to permalinkOh no, oh no, oh no. Not only do the folks at Frito-Lay want to ruin your childhood, they want to ruin baseball too. They recently unveiled Cracker Jack'd, or, caffeinated Cracker Jack. Yeah. On this week's excerpt from Slate's Hang Up and Listen, Slate's Josh Levin sings (literally sings) of Cracker Jack'd's ravages.