Craig James Is A Christian Martyr, According To Craig James

After a disastrous senate run, Craig James landed himself a gig at Fox Sports Southwest—for all of one show before being dumped. Officially, the higher-ups at Fox were caught by surprise by the regional network's hire of the all-around toxic James, and he was tossed out before any deal was official. Now James… » 9/24/13 5:42pm 9/24/13 5:42pm

Today Is The Day Craig James Gets Demolished In The Election

This is it: the polls are officially open for voting in the Republican primary for Texas's vacant Senate seat. Today is the day Craig James finds out if his gay-baiting self-funding, low-polling, hooker-murder-denying Senate campaign will bear fruit, or be all for naught. Judging from the latest numbers, which you can… » 5/29/12 9:15am 5/29/12 9:15am

It's Somehow Getting Worse For U.S. Senate Candidate Craig James

Only five days to go until we can bury once and for all Craig James's gay-baiting campaign for the U.S. Senate. But just when we thought the polling data on James was as embarrassing for him as it could possibly get, Public Policy Polling comes along to drag James toward the finish line with this: » 5/24/12 4:00pm 5/24/12 4:00pm

In 2010 And 2011, Craig James Made More Than $700,000 Total For Being…

Craig James's hopeless and hopelessly silly Senate campaign has finally borne some interesting fruit: his financial disclosure reports, through which we can learn how much money he made being the biggest embarrassment at ESPN (at least on days Lynn Hoppes wasn't working). And, wow, apparently it's good work being… » 5/21/12 3:15pm 5/21/12 3:15pm

Yet Another Mike Leach Book Inscription: "Craig James Is A Douche"

So now we have a reference to Craig James maybe having killed five hookers while at SMU, an explicit endorsement for anyone other than Craig James in Texas's U.S. Senate race, and now this, sent to us by a reader named Tyler. Mike Leach might have been better off writing a book filled with nothing but his inscriptions… » 5/14/12 12:15pm 5/14/12 12:15pm

Spokeswoman For Craig James Denies He Killed Five Hookers While At SMU…

It's the probing question that keeps the world's brightest minds up at night: Did unpopular Texas Republican Craig James actually kill five hookers while at Southern Methodist? Tim Rogers, an editor at D Magazine in Dallas, finally got James campaign spokeswoman Meredith Turney on the phone for a frank discussion of… » 5/09/12 3:30pm 5/09/12 3:30pm

Craig James Has "Communication Skills," According To Craig James's…

The crew at Awful Announcing keeps sharing these delightfully unpolished clips from Craig James's campaign for a Texas U.S. Senate seat. Our topic today is broadcasting. "I had communication skills, and I understood that. But I didn't want to just become another jock-turned-analyst; I wanted to be a broadcaster,"… » 4/03/12 12:20pm 4/03/12 12:20pm

Craig James Says Mike Leach Is "A Bully" In Amateurish Campaign Ad

Craig James's floundering campaign for a U.S. Senate seat has a new video in which the candidate trots out his daughter to address the thorny issue of what Mike Leach did to his son at Texas Tech. "If I see wrong, then I'm going to stand up against it. I will never let something go by that is a bully, or someone… » 3/28/12 11:15am 3/28/12 11:15am

Craig James Once Blew A Chance To Make Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars…

Long before he was a gay-baiting U.S. Senate candidate, and long before he was a dipshit broadcaster for ESPN, Craig James was approached by Mark Cuban to invest in the company that eventually sold in 1999 for $5.9 billion in Yahoo stock. James's partner in the deal was Ross Perot Jr., and James's stake was said to be… » 3/05/12 8:20pm 3/05/12 8:20pm