Your Fake, Zany Craigslist Ad Is Stupid And Annoying

In 2015, the only people out there who have any real use for Craigslist are hookers and serial murderers. Personally speaking, I haven't used the site since 2009, when my wife and I bought an outdoor playhouse from a lady nearby. Turned out the playhouse had a colony of yellowjackets inside of it. Craigslist is… » 1/30/15 3:32pm 1/30/15 3:32pm

How Not To Market Your Producer/Editor Job Listing

This seems like a bad way to advertise a MLS producer/editor position to prospective applicants. The word-mashing in the title intends to be catchy, but "Junior PREDITOR" gives off all the wrong vibes. Anyway, write up those cover letters! » 12/12/13 6:50pm 12/12/13 6:50pm

You Wanna Buy A Used Eagles RV? Sure You Do.

I mean, you'd be a fool not to drop $2,500 on "The Beast," 31 feet of mean, green, American-made tailgating machine. Just 35 years and 43,000 miles on 'er. » 8/23/13 6:00pm 8/23/13 6:00pm

Want Free Stanley Cup Tickets? Try Impressing This Craigslist Weirdo

Are you a Chicago Blackhawks fan who desperately wants to go to Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals on Wednesday? Well this is your lucky day, because somebody is offering up two free tickets to the game on Craigslist. But don't go thinking that you won't be earning these tickets, buddy. Oh no, if you want these tickets,… » 6/10/13 5:53pm 6/10/13 5:53pm

Who Wants To Go To The Super Bowl With This Awful Human Being?

What's up, ladies? Do you like the Ravens? Would you like a ticket to the Super Bowl? Are you "hot?" Are you open to performing an "HJ/BJ/etc." in exchange for said Super Bowl ticket? Well then, this Craigslist ad is for you! » 1/23/13 6:30pm 1/23/13 6:30pm

Someone In Detroit Wants To Trade His House For World Series Tickets

Here are two things that Detroit has: » 10/24/12 3:17pm 10/24/12 3:17pm

The poster, who has confirmed he is serious, lives in the neighborhood.

For The Person Who Always Thought The Wizard Of Oz Was Crap Without…

I have two pieces of excellent news for you. First, this work of art, "There's No Place Like Home," can be yours for only $1,000. A thousand bucks! What a bargain for this "beautiful hand painted mural by and up and coming local artist." You can't just walk into the Musee d'Orsay and take home a Gauguin, but you can… » 8/28/12 11:25am 8/28/12 11:25am

This Man Will Pay You To Teach Him About Football, Because He Lied To…

So, yes, humorous Craigslist postings are usually fake. But on the off-chance this one's not, and because it's funny enough to deserve it, read the tale of one sad Brooklynite who took to Craigslist to find a football tutor. He needs a crash course in what it's like to be a quarterback, and his very relationship may… » 1/26/12 3:05pm 1/26/12 3:05pm

Does Anybody Know A Nine-Year-Old Power-Hitting Catcher In Raleigh?

I'm not sure why I'm so taken by this Craigslist posting, sent in by a pair of readers, seeking a very specific sort of ballplayer for a Wake County (N.C.) 9U travel team. Maybe it's because all the nine-year-olds we remember from little league swung as hard as they could on every pitch, and because everything hit to… » 1/10/12 11:20am 1/10/12 11:20am

If You Look Like Josh Elliott And Live In The Tri-State Area, This Lady…

A reader has alerted of us of a rather specific No Strings Attached request on the New York City Craigslist, and because we're still in the holiday spirit here, we thought we'd pass along the posting on the off-chance that anyone out there might qualify. » 12/29/11 3:10pm 12/29/11 3:10pm

Craigslist's Going Rate For A Misspelled Larry Johnson Chiefs Jersey Is…

"Offered is the pictured Larry Johnson Kansas City Chiefs jersey by Reebok NFL Equipment." I hpoe he tkaes PyaPla. [Craigslist Raleigh, h/t Brant] » 4/11/11 2:15pm 4/11/11 2:15pm

Hooking Up At The Browns Game: Not A Tale Of Seneca Wallace And His…

A security guard has turned to Craigslist's missed connections for a woman he spotted in the stands at Sunday's game, for friendship and maybe more. [Craigslist, via Cleveland Scene] » 10/05/10 3:30pm 10/05/10 3:30pm

Possibly Soon-To-Be Dead Wrestler Of The Week Needs Some Work

Here's a Craig's List ad from one professional wrestler looking for promotional work in the D.C. area. Hurry and act now, before his heart explodes. » 10/05/10 11:25am 10/05/10 11:25am

Craigslist Satisfies Your Minnesota Twins Jockstrap Fetish Needs

Someone claiming to be a Minnesota locker room attendant is offering jockstraps from "handsome players," including Joe Mauer and Kevin Slowey. For an extra few bucks, he won't throw in Ron Gardenhire's. [Craigslist] » 8/10/10 12:20pm 8/10/10 12:20pm

Lenny Dykstra Turns To The Last Refuge Of A Scoundrel: Craigslist

For the low low price of $3200 (which isn't nearly low enough), Dykstra will sign some magazine articles for you, put them under glass, and give you a phone call too. Collect, I would assume. [Craigslist] » 5/11/10 12:45pm 5/11/10 12:45pm

Chase Utley's Dirty Underwear Can Be Yours

Someone on Craigslist is offering underwear purported to have been worn by Utley during the 2008 World Series. "They have not been washed." I just want to know why it's listed under "erotic," rather than "for sale." [Craigslist] » 5/05/10 1:30pm 5/05/10 1:30pm

Get Ready For The Worst Sports Show Ever

A helpful reader was trolling Craigslist when he stumbled across a casting call for a new sports/talk/comedy show. And man, does it sound terrible (and not just because Joumana Kidd is hosting). » 4/18/10 4:00pm 4/18/10 4:00pm

Wrigley Sign Protesters Were Clueless Craigslist Hires

Protesters against the new outfield sign at Wrigley were out in force at the Cubs home opener. Clearly this is an issue near and dear to fans' hearts. Or maybe it was the $25 bucks they were paid via Craigslist. » 4/15/10 12:10pm 4/15/10 12:10pm