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09/02/09
1: "Why do you need them to wrestle underneath a glass table?"
Answer: For sport. Plus wrestling under a wooden table wouldn't be as entertaining.
2. I'm not sure if this destroyed or restored my faith in humanity?.
Answer: The goal was neither. Humanity is both good (Farrah Fawcett) and bad (her ass cancer) and thus faith in it is mercurial (and if someone has a dictionary, can they check to see if I used mercurial correctly?).
3. Maybe someone ACTUALLY thought of this and realized it would be awesome. I think it's real, because I still believe the world is still a magical place.
Answer: I can assure you I actually thought of this, hence the fact that you read it and didn't dream it. It is 100% real and I do believe that the world is magical. How else do you explain Carmen Kinsley's buttocks or Doug Hennings' career?
4.This post made the rounds last year. Someone just re-posted it on Craigslist.
Answer: Yes it was posted last year (hence someone "reposted it" and that someone being me, again). In fact I post this every year with the hopes of bringing a little bit (pun intended) of happiness into my life and every year I get no response (except for the time I had a person claiming to have no legs which I refused on the grounds fairness. And i am not making that up. I have seen midgets, I know midgets, and a legles person is no midget.).
I do love the pic deadspin put up though, dare to dream.
Toodles
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We went over this last year.
09/02/09
Just cut off her arms and make it a Babushka theme