With his small stride, Frodo never finished better than last in any marathon, although he attributes this to "being burdened by the weight of the one ring". #running
When I was seventeen, I had my fingernails removed, because they were interfering with my own "ultra-marathon" sessions. And I ain't talking about running. ;) #running
@Gourmet Spud: Your string of comments is like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting... #running
@Gourmet Spud: And you had to time it just right, otherwise the tornado would leave the screen before you finished? Man, I thought I was the only one. #running
@Gourmet Spud: God, I thought I was the only one. That game lead me to a career in city planning... I wish I played cooler video games as a kid. #running
@Gourmet Spud: I knew I wasn't the only one who planned a city so that, one all commercial and residential zones reached full development, it would represent an anatomically accurate topological map of the labia minora! #running
Do we even toenails? Seems like a world w/o toenails might be something to consider... it's not like they make us better treeclimbers and/or cage fighters. #running
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Captain: Lt. Kovacevic, today's the day it finally happens. Kovacevic: The day what happens, sir? Captain: The day we finally fit a dildo between the corkscrew, the bottle opener and the pen knife.
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I've been in favor of this treatment method ever since Donte' Stallworth's rookie year with the Saints.
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Captain: Lt. Kovacevic, today's the day it finally happens.
Kovacevic: The day what happens, sir?
Captain: The day we finally fit a dildo between the corkscrew, the bottle opener and the pen knife.
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Free Darko is a Korean heir-apparent?
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