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    The Fruit Of Chris Cris Collinsworth's Loins Is A Pretty Good Football Player

    September: Fin.

    Cris Collinsworth Is Sorry

    Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid

    A Look At The Sunday NBC Crew
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/21/09

    In reply to The Fruit Of Chris Cris Collinsworth's Loins Is A Pretty Good Football Player
    Collinsworth was known as what they call "Kentucky handsome"
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    Image of My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Only thing that would've made that Cowboys bathroom stall sex story more interesting is if somehow the Jumbotron had put them live for the whole stadium to see. Nothing says entertainment like 60,000 people watching you catch a STD.
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    Steve U promoted this comment My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH was starred My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/30/09

    @My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH:

    Nothing says entertainment like 60,000 people watching you catch a STD.

    "Now you tell me. I could've made a fortune off that tape!"

    -Magic Johnson
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Quick! Someone wake up Billie Joe Armstrong!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    History will group the Salisbury-Daulerio Letters with the Sylvia Plath-Ted Hughes Letters. The only distinction is Ted Hughes never photographed his penis and showed it to Seamus Heaney.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He did show it to Assia Wevill, though.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/30/09

    @Silent Q: Boy, she knew her way around a kitchen.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/30/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Hughes had that effect on the ladies.
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    Image of AC_Greens_Virginity AC_Greens_Virginity
    09/30/09

    In reply to September: Fin.
    Ass, asses, titties, ass and titties, ass, asses, ass, sissy, asses, and mustache plus ass, respectively.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    09/30/09

    @AC_Greens_Virginity: Be careful when Buzz is around. Your mouth needs soap and water, soap and water...
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    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    09/15/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Is Sorry
    I still think "Gay Manelist" was very funny: [www.mediaite.com]
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    Image of Racist Park Racist Park
    09/14/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Is Sorry
    He also deeply regrets forgetting to spell his name correctly, with an H.
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    Image of DollaBrand DollaBrand
    09/14/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Is Sorry
    that was magnanimous coming from Deadspin. And Serena Williams?
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    09/14/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Is Sorry
    Am I the only person in the world who actually enjoys Cris Collinsworth?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/14/09

    @Rhymenocerous: Nope!
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    Image of balt balt
    09/13/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Is Sorry
    That's fine, Cris. By the way, let's take the opportunity to introduce you to Sunday Night Football's new third mic, Chris Hansen.
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    Image of WolframFantazmic WolframFantazmic
    09/13/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Is Sorry
    Am I the only one on the interwebz who could tell he was joking since the first view?
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    09/13/09

    @WolframFantazmic: No, not at all. Even the intro to the video seem to make it clear, since they mention his humor.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/13/09

    @WolframFantazmic: I felt like mentioning how obvious it was that he was joking and people were taking this way too seriously (you should have read some of the unapproved comments, yeesh) but it wasn't worth the argument. Does anyone here REALLY think he was hooking up with 14 year old girls? My god.
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    Image of thetaxman thetaxman
    09/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Man, I wish I could see the unapproved comments. Or maybe I'd end up like Nic Cage in 8mm

    /obligatory Simmons reference will most definitely not get me a star.
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment thetaxman was starred thetaxman was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/13/09

    @thetaxman: -So, that would have been the November 12th, 1984 game, eventually won by the Seahawks, 17-14. Collinsworth would have been 25.
    (Just to help you figure out exactly how much of a scuzzball he was being going after 14 year olds.)

    -I guess Al Michaels grand-daughter won't be visiting The Football Night in America booth anytime soon.

    -Wow interviewed by a BLONDE chick named TERRE?????? Can she spell or is she just stupid????? I would like to see the video of what happened after she left with Collinsworth! Talk is cheap, so put up or shut up!

    Its nothing anyone should have to see.
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment Edited by Chris Hanson's Axe at 09/13/09 6:18 PM Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of Spielman Spielman
    09/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Hell, I posted the info about which game it was from and his age, and I was 100% aware it was intended as a joke. It was just more fun to pretend otherwise.
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    09/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Probably not, but can you imagine anyone even attempting a joke like that today? Much less seeing it aired on primetime TV?

    Joke or no joke, there's no question that if 2009 Cris C. had said that, he would not be calling tonight's game.
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    09/14/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I love it when people insult other people by making fun of the way their names are spelled. That is not a valid criticism of a person, though it does reflect badly on that person's parents.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/13/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Is Sorry
    That's the thing about false contrition - we keep getting older, but the hackneyed apologies stay the same age.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/14/09

    @Steve U: Say, you don't have a Bartles and James wine cooler, do you? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
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    Image of RachelRayIsTheDevil RachelRayIsTheDevil
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Defending CC is the last thing in the world I want to do. But weren't those self deprecating comments with a horrible delivery?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Is that a COSSSSSSSBY sweater?!?
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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    09/12/09

    In reply to Cris Collinsworth Likes His Ladies Very Young and Extremely Stupid
    Wow. Someone email this to Warren Sapp. I want this on Inside the NFL immediately.
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