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FlakJack
09/14/09

In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
Reading the transcript, I started to cringe when Mason brought up Cris Carter. I thought he might go with "I guess it's too bad there's no Super Bowl for cokeheads, huh?" or some variation. Glad he kept it, uh, classy. Class, in this debate, being a relative measure.
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Shakey
09/14/09

In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
They're missing the point. Keyshawn was just noting that Flacco's unibrow gives him the vibe of a classy homeless man.
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Greek McPapadopoulos
09/14/09

In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
I know you are but what am I?

A garbageman!

I know you are but what am I?

A garbageman!

Repeat as necessary
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Steve U
09/14/09

In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
After shitting all over Baltimore's offense, calling Joe Flacco "a bum," the Ravens exploded

Explosive shitting and being a bum are clearly not mutually exclusive.
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Rob Iracane
09/14/09

In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
Derrick Mason and Cris Carter know the true bum in this case is whoever made those poor spelling oopsies.
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Shakey
09/14/09

In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
Derick Mason
Keshawn Johnson

You know Nash, incorrect spelling isn't a good gimmick.
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Stev D
09/14/09

In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
All this calling of people of "bums" is a sure sign that Burgess Meredith is coming back from the dead.
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Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
09/14/09

In reply to Derrick Mason's Response To Keyshawn's Raven-Bashing: "You're The Bum!" (UPDATE)
Not unlike Keyshawn, Chris Gedney's colon surgery left him in the "anal-less" seat.
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Chris Hanson's Axe
08/18/09

In reply to Words That Cris Carter Shouldn't Use During Live Television
Sad thing is, they do have the meshuggeneh now.
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UkraineNotWeak
08/18/09

In reply to Words That Cris Carter Shouldn't Use During Live Television
Cris Carter won't be getting a sandwich named after him at the Carnegie.
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Steve U
08/18/09

In reply to Words That Cris Carter Shouldn't Use During Live Television
Meshuggeneh waits at the ends of space, sleeping. It has waited for aeons, and it will wait for aeons still. Wrapping itself in its countless hideous tentacles, it waits patiently for the day of its return. The day when Brett Favre actually retires from football.

And still it waits.
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WhatWouldTebowDo?
08/18/09

In reply to Words That Cris Carter Shouldn't Use During Live Television
Chris Tucker: "Is this the kosher meal?"
Flight Attendent: "Yes sir, that's our kosher meal?"
Chris Tucker: "What's the name of it?"
: "Gefilte, gefilte fish."
Chris Tucker: "Gafilka fish. Lox and bagels. This is my favorite. What's the name of this stuff?"
: "Gefilte fish."
Chris Tucker: "Gafilka fish. Oh, what's the name of this fish?"
: "Gefilte fish."
Chris Tucker: "Gafilka, gafilte. You know what this is? What is it?"
: "Gefilte fish."
Chris Tucker: "It's filte fish. Filte fish, you want some of my filte fish? You want any of this shi... Uh what's the name of this fish?"
: "Gefilte fish."
Chris Tucker: "(Laughs)"
: "Gefilte fish!"
Chris Tucker: "Gafilte Fish, alright. okay."
Brett Ratner: "Gefilte fish. I love this stuff."
Chris Tucker: "I really don't. You'll have black people all over the world eating this. Who eats lox and bagels? I'll have some filte fish."
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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
08/18/09

@What Would Tim Tebow Do?: +1, chris tucker, +1.
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FEAST
08/18/09

In reply to Words That Cris Carter Shouldn't Use During Live Television
isn't meshuggeneh the prawn word for fook you?
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MattinglysSideburns
08/18/09

In reply to Words That Cris Carter Shouldn't Use During Live Television
Leave him alone about his word choices. Come on, we're arguing Semitics here.
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Hatey McLife
08/18/09

In reply to Words That Cris Carter Shouldn't Use During Live Television
Introducing the Meshuggeneh, the Snuggie you can conceive through!
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