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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/24/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
    That kid's going to have a story to tell.

    And that story will be called Caged Heat 2.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
    That kid's going to have a story to tell

    Tihs kid cwareld to fdeerom tuohrgh 500 ydras of siht snillemg fuolsens I cna't eevn iingame, or mbyae I jsut dno't wnat too. 500 ydars... taht's the lgnteh of fvie falbootl fdleis, jsut shy of hlaf a mlie...and taht was just bnieg bron.
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    08/24/09

    @BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples: What the fuck do you think this is, the Sports Soup?
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    Image of BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples
    08/24/09

    @comment_ninja: No idea what the Sports Soup is, but just saw your previous warning now, my bad.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/24/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
    That kid's going to have a story to tell.

    Sonnnn, she said, have I got a little story for you? What you thought was your daddy, was nothin' but a choker in the 2006 NBA Finals...
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/24/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
    wait, so that's NOT part of the viral marketing for District 9?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    08/24/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
    We will know Dirk is the father if the kid comes speeding out of the womb at 210 km/h, exactly 34 weeks after conception.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    08/24/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
    I hope it's a boy, and they can have a sitcom about Dirk raising him. They can call it "Two and a Half Men."
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
    Maybe she will be like my first wife. It took her 5 years after she told me she was pregnant for her to give birth. Gave us enough time to get married, joint accounts, everything.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
    That kid's going to have a story to tell.

    Child: This is my family, and that's my Dad!

    inaudible question from classmates

    Child: That one isn't my dad; it's my Mom. My Dad is the taller one.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    08/24/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki's Possibly Pregnant Lady Friend Gets Very Real Jail Time
    Bah! Neither Dirk, Cristal, nor any of their spawn recognize your earthly jails!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/23/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes"
    "Jeder hat einen anderen Geschmack," which sounds infinitely more romantic


    Unless you're my grandparents, in which case it sounds like something that should send them fleeing to the attic.

     Reply
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    06/23/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes"
    Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes"


    What's not being reported is that he stole that line from a Jeffrey Dahmer interview.

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    06/23/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes"
    wait, who doesn't love Italian food?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/23/09

    @shea_guevara: Idiots. And the French. And French Idiots.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/23/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes"
    It was more of an Internet type of flirt.


    And those typically always end well. Chalk it up to bad luck I guess.

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/23/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes"
    "I still want to have a family, but the wounds have to heal first. I want to raise a family and have a couple of small Dirks running around. But it will not be easy to win my heart."


    Yeah, I played Dragon's Lair a lot when I was a kid, too, but I grew out of it.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/23/09

    In reply to Dirk Nowitzki On Cristal Taylor: "Everyone Has Different Tastes"
    We had daily contact, then none for months.


    So they got married?

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