Hey, You: Help Prove That Average Fans Are The Best Scouts In Baseball

Whether or not you know it, if you're a baseball fan, you probably appreciate or enjoy the game a little bit more because of Tom Tango. The pseudonymous saberist, currently a consultant for the Chicago Cubs, has had a hand—often the most important one—in developing many of the most interesting and useful statistical… » 9/15/14 5:44pm 9/15/14 5:44pm

Your Road Trip Stories, Volume 1

Last month, I solicited your best road-trip stories, and got a ton of excellent ones; starting today, I'll be burning off a new batch of them regularly. But in the interest of fairness, I figured I'd start by offering up another of my own. » 8/05/14 8:55am 8/05/14 8:55am

Poll: What Is The Best Gross Habit?

The other Sunday at brunch with friends, I caught myself doing something revolting: I was absentmindedly picking at the dry skin on my heels. In public. At brunch. » 8/01/14 12:40pm 8/01/14 12:40pm

Send Us Your Best Road-Trip Stories

Hey, young people: What are your plans for the summer? Flying down to the beach with your buddies? Planning on taking your girlfriend to Napa for a week? Gonna stay around the house, throw a few bitchin' parties, maybe get arrested here and there? Working hard and saving toward your future? » 7/02/14 1:19pm 7/02/14 1:19pm

Here Are Your Best Chicken-Thigh Recipes

Last week, we noted that chicken-thigh recipes were turning up everywhere, making them the It Piece of Spring. Of course, you already knew that chicken thighs are where it's at. And we kinda guessed that would be the case (leg men, every last one of you), so we asked for your favorite preparation. You did not… » 4/04/14 1:40pm 4/04/14 1:40pm

What The Fuck Are We Supposed To Do With Judah Friedlander?

Greetings, faceless demographic. So the folks at HarperCollins are trying to promote Judah Friedlander's book "How To Beat Up Anybody" and I'm having trouble trying to figure out how to promote it. It doesn't help that the publicist lady referred to the site as "Deadpin" several times. » 9/27/10 6:25pm 9/27/10 6:25pm

The Song That Was Playing The First Time I Had Sex Was...

Mine was Meatloaf's "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad." Mark from Atlanta's was "Little Red Corvette." Others are below. Add more in the comments, please, horndogs. » 8/13/10 4:30pm 8/13/10 4:30pm

Help This Desperate Man Choose The Worst Karaoke Song Ever

Greetings, cretins. We have an email request from a reader who's going through a rough patch. He wants off this hellish treadmill immediately. He will achieve this by...singing awful karaoke in a bar in Huron, Ohio. Guide him. » 8/10/10 4:20pm 8/10/10 4:20pm