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    Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    Do I have to renounce my commenter name if I admit that I have never watched curling, nor had any desire to watch it?
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    Are curtain droppers like panty droppers?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    Returning briefly to the Madness...


    Thank you, Wildcats, for that colon-twisting second half, where you damned near blew a 16-point halftime lead.


    Go easy on those personal fouls tomorrow, alright?


    /Exhales

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    Image of quick quick
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    True story: I recently met a girl from Saskatoon, and made a joke about how she's probably "into curling." Her response? "Yeah, actually, I play a lot."
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/12/09

    @quick:


    I met a girl from Saskatoon

    Who liked the game of curling

    She grabbed the hair that draped her poon

    And then she started twirling

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    Image of quick quick
    03/12/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: huh, that part must have happened after I left.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/12/09

    @quick: "YOU SHOULDA BEEN THERE, MANNNN!"


    /Attell'd

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    Image of Desean Jams It On The One Desean Jams It On The One
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    Curling is broom-assisted shuffleboard. America's senior citizens would clean up at this "sport" if they weren't so busy spreading venereal diseases amongst each other at Del Boca Vista. So take that, Canadiens, our senior citizens get more pussy than me you.
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    Image of Desean Jams It On The One Desean Jams It On The One
    03/12/09

    @Desean Jams It On The One: sorry, that me should be crossed out...damn you no preview!
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    03/12/09

    @Desean Jams It On The One: You're damn right. The next highest rate of contracting STDs, after under-25s, is the 70-and-over crowd.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    I remember there was a major controversy up here when a big-named curler was getting crushed in a match, so he brought out an old-school cornbroom to deliberately screw up the ice surface. I also remember by grandfather being enraged by it.
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    Image of Garnet Fraser Garnet Fraser
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    Here's a great curling shot Deadspin viewers might like more:

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    03/12/09

    @Garnet Fraser: I'm more disturbed by the fact she has quite a compleat YouTube channel.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    Let's take a break from all this college basketball "madness" and talk about what's really on your mind.


    Breasts?

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    Get your rocks off, baby. (I bet you they say that a lot up there.)


    Oh, it's on, Fleshbot.

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    Image of vinceneilyoung vinceneilyoung
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    This match will determine who gets into the next round-robin. Am I wrong?
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    03/13/09

    @vinceneilyoung: It's a league game, Smokey.
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    Image of Cockeye Jones Cockeye Jones
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    Note to all Americans: Curling is a sport that we can only play/appreciate on a recreational level while utterly shitfaced. I took it in high school gym, it was fun for like 20 minutes, then we were like, "ohhh, people must be hammered when they do this." No pun intended (look it up).
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    03/12/09

    @Cockeye Jones: Ahh so it's like bowling.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/12/09

    Curling: It's Canadian for Golf.™
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/12/09

    @HockeyMountain: Or driving.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    ...it is very, very important to Canadians.


    Like, maple syrup important?

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    hoisting the Tankard


    For additional applications of this pithy euphemism, please see the preceding post.

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/12/09

    In reply to Fine, If You Insist, Here's Your Post About Curling
    Here's a Canadian to American translation: Randy Ferbey is the body double of Roy Biggins from Wings.
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