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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    10/29/09

    In reply to Cyclist Gives Surprisingly Plausible Drug Excuse
    Amateur proctology, it's in the air for you and me #drugs
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/29/09

    In reply to Cyclist Gives Surprisingly Plausible Drug Excuse
    "I was very orally fixated. I do not know what happened, but the next day I tested positive for TMJ and neck fatigue." — Linda Cohn. #drugs
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    Image of Brett Benedict Brett Benedict
    10/29/09

    In reply to Cyclist Gives Surprisingly Plausible Drug Excuse
    Sadly, his raised palm was not met with the enthusiastic high-five he was was hoping for. #drugs
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    10/29/09

    In reply to Cyclist Gives Surprisingly Plausible Drug Excuse
    The same thing happened to me with regards to a job drug test.

    I'm not kidding. #drugs
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    10/13/09

    In reply to The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
    No, it's more like the French are not Alberto Contador fans now that he's on top of the world (and kind of a dick).
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    Image of RachelRayIsTheDevil RachelRayIsTheDevil
    10/13/09

    In reply to The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
    Astana is under doping investigation? Maybe you could spin that a little more Dash'.

    How do you arrive at looking at medical waste from multiple teams as being Astana being investigated for doping?

    That's the equivalent of me calling all marathoners dickheads because of your story spin.

    Page views are great. Spin sucks my ball.

    /Lance
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    Image of RachelRayIsTheDevil RachelRayIsTheDevil
    10/13/09

    @RachelRayIsTheDevil: Technically Contador's syringes will be looked at. Nowhere was it said that Astana or Contador specificallly were being looked at. They're looking at a whole bunch of waste from the whole tour not just Contador. SPIN !

    I'm a cycling fan but I could give a shit if Contador is investigated, implicated, or intoxicated.
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    Dashiell Bennett promoted this comment RachelRayIsTheDevil was starred RachelRayIsTheDevil was unstarred
    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    10/13/09

    @RachelRayIsTheDevil: You're right, they aren't the only ones. Just the ones that people who read this site actually care (or know) about.

    You're a fan, but you wouldn't care at all if the winner of the sport's biggest race was caught doping?
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    Image of RachelRayIsTheDevil RachelRayIsTheDevil
    10/13/09

    @Dashiell Bennett: I don't care what baseball players use. I don't care what football players use. I don't care what cyclists use. They are my entertainers not my role models. I do get annoyed by the endless media coverage of it and the implication that it's going away.

    Nothing funnier to me than Tim Kurkjian types referring to the "steroid era." As though it's over. Please.

    Lance Armstrong has been drug tested in the neighborhood of 30 times in 2009. If he is dirty, he's Harry F'in Houdini. I've always suspected him of juicing but holy crap do they put him through a testing ringer. My guess is that he used to juice but doesn't now. I don't really care at the end of the day.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/13/09

    In reply to The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
    You've got to hand it Lance for never backing down from his "regular toast is the best toast ever" comment.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    10/13/09

    In reply to The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
    If Lance would've lost seven straight Tour de Frances, then they'd be fans.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/13/09

    In reply to The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
    Here's a shocker from the cycling world

    Sorry, no interest in that Lance Armstrong-Sheryl Crow sex tape.
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10/13/09

    @Steve U: Liar.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    10/13/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Are there uniball fetishists out there? Probably, right?
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    10/13/09

    In reply to The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
    I am still not a cycling fan.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/13/09

    In reply to The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
    That's the last time Team Astana puts antifreeze in wine.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    10/13/09

    In reply to The French Are Still Not Lance Armstrong Fans
    Not nearly as controversial as the time Team Vatican was under a poping investigation..
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    07/28/09

    In reply to Choose Your Side In The Great Cycling Rivalry
    "And most of the world hates America and its champion. A lot."

    The thousands of French, Italian, Spanish, etc. fans that cheered him on and supported his comeback disagree.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    07/28/09

    @StanGable:

    I saw part of the race, and there were lots of cheers for Lance.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/28/09

    In reply to Choose Your Side In The Great Cycling Rivalry
    Zacattack

    Seeing these comments from AC. If I were him I'd drop this drivel and back off Kapowski.

    12 hours ago from Apple IIe
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    Image of CalderCyclopes CalderCyclopes
    07/28/09

    In reply to Choose Your Side In The Great Cycling Rivalry
    Contador may just be confused, because there is an "i" in equipo.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/28/09

    @CalderCyclopes: + uno
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    Edited by Steve U at 07/28/09 12:48 PM Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
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