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    Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    On the other hand, Bryant Gumbel walked right in wearing off-the-rack wrinkle free Dockers.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    You think THIS is bad? Last week Whitlock went to a club with two of his boys and they had to wait in line, but THEN the bouncer let a big group of girls in the club, even though Whitlock and his boys had been waiting longer! What a crazy, mixed-up world!
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    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    Baggy shorts?

    Hawaiian shirt?

    Kangol?

    Sandals?

    The problem isn't that he was dressed like a black man, it was that he was dressed like a fat man.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/10/09

    @Pesti-Esti: Chris Berman really digs Whitlock's style.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    Seriously, custom made shorts? Isn't there a Casual Male XL somewhere in KC?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    You'd think one of the perks of consistently sucking Jeff George's dick would be he'd let you in the club no questions asked.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    "I had on custom-made, black linen, crepe-weave shorts [that hang below the knees]


    Whitlock does have a point, since they let this noticeably white guy in without incident:


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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    He couldn't get in because he's old. For the club. Not for the earth.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    I wonder if it was the same bouncer who wouldn't allow Duckie in the club after Andie got in.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    They were told my shorts were "sagging" below my knees.


    To which they replied, "you don't get it - those are actually his knees!"

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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    Also sagging below Whitlock's knees: his tits.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    The bouncer? Will Leitch.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/10/09

    In reply to Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
    EVERYTHING I WEAR IS IMPORTANT!


    Wait, am I confusing Jason Whitlock with somebody else?

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