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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    09/16/09

    In reply to It's Fight Night In The Bronx
    Exactly when isn't it fight night in the Bronx?
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/16/09

    In reply to It's Fight Night In The Bronx
    Jorge has a point. Throwing a foot behind your ass is way worse than hitting two guys with 90+ mph fastballs.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/16/09

    In reply to It's Fight Night In The Bronx
    Studies show that mothers have higher pain thresholds, and better oxygen flow to the muscles

    Well, that explains the noticeable increase in Schwarzenegger's muscle mass post-Junior.
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    Image of dozerdude dozerdude
    09/16/09

    In reply to It's Fight Night In The Bronx
    Actually, Aug 19, 1942 was the worst day for Canadian casualties. 907 men died at Dieppe, France.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/16/09

    @dozerdude:
    *Shakes head in shame how some Canada City dwellers can't see the joke*
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    Lois Feldman is planning a visit to Japan as we speak.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    new fake turf for the field


    I, for one, cannot wait for college football season, and resuming the ongoing mockery of Lee Corso.

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    ...who may spend their time in the restrooms contemplating the full extent of Matsuzaka's legacy with the Lions.


    If they're anything like the new fans of Matsuzaka, then that's where they read Simmons-san.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    But the main attractions are the new toilets with TotTo's Warmlet seats in stalls with floor-to-ceiling doors.


    George Costanza approves.

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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    They might take toilets seriously, and believe me they do, but I've been there five times and out in the country you are faced with these gems.


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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: R Kelly calls this a crib.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    The Seibu Dome is honored to accept your waste.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    So American taxpayer dollars are being funneled to Japan to pay for toilets. Isn't that how Reaganomics worked?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    165 feet across by 23 feet high


    This just proves my theory about what aspect ratio Asians see in.

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    Good thing they changed the seats, I was getting a rash on my Gyroballs.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    "and they gave away free uniforms and gloves to children."


    Just like the Shanghai Lions of the Chinese league , except the children make the uniforms and gloves for free.

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/04/09

    In reply to Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
    Disclaimer: It takes 7 attempts to hit the desired area in the seat.
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