Orlando Scandrick Got Boned By The NFL's Stupid Drug Testing Policy

Dallas Cowboys cornerback Orlando Scandrick has been suspended for the first four games of the season after testing positive for PEDs. This is dumb, because while Scandrick did have drugs in his system when he was tested, if his version of events is true, there's no way that the drugs he took should have been… » 8/12/14 11:33am 8/12/14 11:33am

NFL Execs Pissed That Head Of Officiating Was Seen On Cowboys Party Bus

Earlier in the week, TMZ released a video of Jerry Jones's son Stephen partying with several people, including what appears to be Dean Blandino, the NFL's head of officiating. According to at least one person Jason La Canfora spoke to in the league, that is "definitely" him in the blue, skipping out of a Dallas… » 8/08/14 12:19am 8/08/14 12:19am

The Story Behind Those Jerry Jones Photos Is Weirder Than The Photos

Those weird photos of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and some ladies hanging out in what appears to be a bathroom come with an equally bughouse backstory. They were first put on the internet by a man named Frank Hoover, who alleges that they were taken by people looking to set up Jerry Jones in an extortion plot.… » 8/05/14 1:27pm 8/05/14 1:27pm

Tyron Smith Isn't A "Cowboy For Life." He Just Got Screwed.

Yesterday, Cowboys left tackle Tyron Smith signed an enormous eight-year extension, valued at $110 million over 10 years. Today, Dallas is telling everyone that it guarantees Smith will be a "Cowboy for life." As we know by now, the numbers in NFL contracts are bullshit. But this is outrageous enough bullshit that… » 7/31/14 5:17pm 7/31/14 5:17pm

'Skins Grounds Crew Rear-Ends Cowboys Fan

Sometimes, the universe has a sense of humor when it comes to fender-benders. Take this afternoon, outsider a Fuddrucker's in Ashburn, Va., where members of the Washington grounds crew had carpooled for lunch. At some point during the meal, their truck slipped out of park and rolled into the car in front—complete with… » 4/02/14 5:07pm 4/02/14 5:07pm

Which NFL Team Has The Most Game-Ending Turnovers In The Last Decade?

You can take the Romo out of the Cowboys, but, well, you know how this goes. Sunday night, Kyle Orton threw a game-ending interception to Eagles defensive back Brandon Boykin with 1:49 remaining, and effectively ended the Cowboys' season. It's become something of a ritual for Cowboys fans, but have they really had it… » 12/31/13 12:42pm 12/31/13 12:42pm

10 Sports Vines That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

It's a sad day for news in the world of sports. From coaches getting fired left and right, to terrorism threatening the Winter Olympics, to World Cup gangland warfare, it's tough to have a positive outlook on the world at large. Here, then, are ten sports Vines that will restore your faith in humanity. » 12/30/13 3:18pm 12/30/13 3:18pm

With Orton Or Romo, The Cowboys Are Still The Cowboys

The Cowboys' season ended in a way that all Cowboys' seasons now seem destined to end: With an 8-8 record, a trip to the playoffs handed over to a division rival, and a backbreaking interception. Tony Romo may not have been there to preside over this year's clusterfuck, but he wasn't needed—the Cowboys are always… » 12/30/13 10:00am 12/30/13 10:00am