Official Jets Hype Video Features Climactic Typo

The New York Jets suck, but that didn't prevent them from putting together a neat little hype video in advance of tonight's game against the New England Patriots. The video was posted on the team's Facebook page, and it features all kinds of slick editing and Inception noises and hot guitar licks. It's like a movie… » 10/16/14 5:36pm 10/16/14 5:36pm

Dammit, Justin Bieber, Stay The Hell Away From Kevin Durant

According to Justin Bieber's Instagram account, which is usually a repository for the pop singer's embarrassing and fraudulent basketball "highlights," Biebs recently grabbed a quick brunch with Kevin Durant. Fuck you, Justin Bieber. » 7/23/14 12:51pm 7/23/14 12:51pm

José Fernández Is Hurt, And We Aren't Allowed To Love Anymore

José Fernández is 21 years old and unquestionably one of the most exciting players in baseball. I use "player" in place of "pitcher" with purpose, because it's not just Fernández's ability to mow down hitters that makes him so much fun to watch; it's the fact that he milks every ounce of fun he possibly can out of… » 5/13/14 1:02pm 5/13/14 1:02pm

A-Rod Scores Them In Bunches

The guy who provided this here site with The Tip That Shook The Nation — involving Chris Berman and a certain leather-clad female — of course earned a place in our our mythical Tipster Hall of Fame. And in our hearts. But he's slipping, unfortunately. His once great fastball is now merely a languid change-of-pace.… » 7/11/07 3:00pm 7/11/07 3:00pm