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    Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Morrison must be really pissed he's missing Bonnaroo this year.
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Ronaldo heading to Real Madrid:
    [edition.cnn.com]
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    I'd rather drink the contents of Antone the homeless guy's pickle jar than wear NY baseball colors.


    But it sounds like a nice event anyway--

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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Speaking of the work of Matt Groening, who else is psyched about this:


    [www.seattlepi.com]

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    The Devil and Daniel Murphy was starred The Devil and Daniel Murphy was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Oh me, even though I am not a sci-fi kind of person. I am watching Futurama as we speak.
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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    You know that females quoting Simpsons episodes will lead to lots of male attention at Pants Parties.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    I'll be the guy wearing a trench coat and holding 2 duffel bags
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    Image of SayChowdaFrenchie SayChowdaFrenchie
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Yea we're all friends here on the interwebs, but how awkward is it actually gonna be when we're all together in person? I have a feeling this is what it might turn out to be:


    "Hey. so uh, you're on deadspin?"


    "Yea."


    "Oh cool. so uh...what's your nickname?"


    "SayChowdafrenchie."


    "Oh cool. So, did you go on deadspin today?"


    "Uh no. I've been here."


    "Right."


    Can't wait!!

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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: That's where alcohol comes into play.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: From my extensive experience in the field of meeting people from the internet, the only people who are awkward about it are the people who are awkward in all other social situations to begin with.
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    Image of SayChowdaFrenchie SayChowdaFrenchie
    06/11/09

    @Pete Gaines: Good point. I'm actually going to make a conscious effort to make it. I just don't want to be there wearing my wright jersey surrounded by drunk Phillies commenters. I'm positive AJ is an angry drunk.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: This get together is actually the real comment ninja trap.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: AJ is a peach. Bum cigarettes from him, that's the fastest way to his heart. Trust me.


    Regardless of what kind of drunk he is - WHO FUCKING CARES? Go get free beer, meet some other people, show 'em how awesome you are. Stop being a pussy.

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    Image of TheOnlyNetsFan TheOnlyNetsFan
    06/11/09

    @Pete Gaines: I wasn't going to go, then I read your comment. I enjoyed it and will now make a conscious effort to make it. You're like my Knute Rockne.
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    Image of SayChowdaFrenchie SayChowdaFrenchie
    06/11/09

    @TheOnlyNetsFan: Can someone bring a laptop and liveblog the night during Saturday's DUAN? That'll be highly entertaining for us as well as those not able to make it.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: Please no. What's the point of going if you're there to report instead of enjoy? I don't think that's what anyone has in mind...
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: I'd spend the whole time making inappropriate Simpsons references at you. It'd rule. They'd get more inappropriate the drunker I got. Unfortunately, I figured that I'd have to drink anywhere between 100 and 200 Coronas to offset the cost of the flight, and I'm pretty sure that would kill me.
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    Image of SayChowdaFrenchie SayChowdaFrenchie
    06/11/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Just kidding about the laptop. That would bring us to a new low.@Ailanthus-altissima: Is any Simpsons reference really inappropriate?
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @SayChowdaFrenchie: I say discussing sexy Flanders in detail could be off-putting.

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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    06/11/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: That's appalling.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @notthequarterback: It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all.

    (Sorry.)
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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    06/11/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: You could also discuss the tasteless "Itchy and Sambo" cartoons of the late '30's
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy: That's up there with suggesting people look into little-known and also tasteless Itchy and Scratchy pal, Ku Klux Klam.
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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    06/11/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Jager Bombs are garbage.


    The only alcoholic beverages for which a man can be legitimately teased for any reason are Appletinis (or any fruity martini unless you are on a beach at the time) and Chocolate Martinis.

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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    06/11/09

    @notthequarterback: distilled bottled drinks like Bacardi Breezers and Smirnoff Ice also belong on that list.
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    Image of notthequarterback notthequarterback
    06/11/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Oh, well that's a given. People can be legitimately teased regardless of gender, ethnicity, etc. if they drink that garbage.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/10/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    This whole Colbert-USO-Iraq thing is fucking surreal.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/11/09

    @Steve U: No spoilers, I've got it on TiVO for when I return tomorrow
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    06/11/09

    @HockeyMountain: Spoiler alert: Nothing special happens.

    I haven't watched it either, but I remember being disappointed when Riggle went over there. What do you expect Colbert to do?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/11/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Sorry i've been in and out....


    I don't know, but i expect it to be funny. And everything I've heard has been that he's been pretty funny.

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    Image of Youkilis on First Youkilis on First
    06/10/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    I am pretty sure there are between 10 and 15 people left in Nationals Park after the rain delay. Its quite funny, the crowd sounds more like the soundtrack from a Backyard Baseball game than an actual stadium crowd.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    06/10/09

    @Youkilis on First: Backyard baseball reference=insta +1. You must not be much older than I am.
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    Image of Show Me Your TD's Show Me Your TD's
    06/10/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Random question related to the Lunn post earlier, but how do all of the Gawker websites disemvowel posts? Seems like it would be a really big hassle to take them all out. Do they have some kind of search thing that recognizes vowels and can delete them?
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/10/09

    @Show Me Your TD's: Yeah, it seems like de-vowling would take a pretty simple algorithm. There is no way someone would actually sit around removing vowels.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/10/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that he was being sarcastic. I hope. Sweet lord.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/10/09

    @Steve U: Man, my sarcasm detector must be way off (and I've heard people ask that question in earnest).

    I find the image of someone just removing vowels, one by one, in a dark room sort of hilarious.
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    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    06/11/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: So....how did the test go? I've spent the last few days drunk and incoherent.
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    Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game was starred Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/11/09

    @Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game: I find out in a few days. I am on edge. I have spent the past few days being drunk, eating real food (as opposed to my study diet of whatever was in my fridge and required no prep), and sleeping.

    How about you?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/10/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Hey DUAN. As a longtime New Yorker, I'm surprised that Spinners would gather at such overpriced, touristy joints. Is this Corona's call?


    Nice job by the Sox tonight.

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    Image of thetaxman thetaxman
    06/10/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Hear hear. And why in midtown when there are so many great bars on the UWS


    /lives wayyyy uptown

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    Image of The Governor The Governor
    06/10/09

    @thetaxman: Because Murray Hill and East Village are where 75% of the easy chicks in Manhattan live/go out. If at least 4 of you don't get laid by a stranger, I'm going to be pissed.


    Sorry, Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan, but roofies don't count.

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    Image of James Del James Del
    06/11/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He who provides the beer names the venues.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/10/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    If Marmol blows this, I'm going to fly to Houston and punch him in the face.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/10/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Whelp, goddammit. Time to log onto Orbitz.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/10/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Check that, Guzman. Marmol may get a face punch just because.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/10/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Speaking of beer, why do people drink O'Doules?
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    Image of Youkilis on First Youkilis on First
    06/10/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: All the fun of drinking beer!-- without any of the fun of it.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    06/10/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: At boarding school its to piss off the administration, essentially saying "nah nah nah". Its funny until the administration changes the rules and suspends you.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/10/09

    @Youkilis on First: Yeah, that's how I see it, but I don't think there are enough sadists to justify production.


    @Pete Gaines: Thanks. This makes some sense.


    @Da_Mang: Who doesn't!


    @What Would Tim Tebow Do?: I don't believe my college had such kids.


    @chilltown: Not that this actually happened to you or anything, right?

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    Image of Da_Mang Da_Mang
    06/10/09

    In reply to Adam Morrison Spotted Lurking The Sidelines In My Easter Outfit; Free Beer For Readers
    Ok DUAN, I caught hell from my friends last weekend for drinking a Bombay Sapphire martini. They said that it was an "Old Man's drink". Yay or Nay?
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/10/09

    @Da_Mang: Anything with gin in it is an old man's drink. It's also delicious and tastes like Christmas. I say "Yay".
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/10/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: That's how I describe it, except that I don't like the sensation of drinking pine trees, so it's part of the "con" category.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/10/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I understand. The gin game ain't for everyone. G&Ts are my go to cocktails.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    06/10/09

    @Da_Mang: I can only assume you're under the age of 24. DUDE BRAH DRINK JAGER BOMBS WITH YOUR BROSEPHS!
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/10/09

    @Pete Gaines: Jagerbombs are the favorite cocktail of Broseph Stalin, head of the Broletariat.
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    Image of Da_Mang Da_Mang
    06/10/09

    @Pete Gaines: Actually, I'm 34. And the rest of my friends are pounding Red Bull and vodkas which I believe has become the Official Alcoholic Beverage of the Douchebag.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    06/10/09

    @Da_Mang: For the life of me, I'll never understand why that drink is popular. It tastes like a mixture of sweaty ass and vomit.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    06/10/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Gin and tonics are one of the things that make summer great. Especially with Bombay Sapphire.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/10/09

    @econdave: Gin and tonics don't feel like a summer drink to me. Now, some vodka...that sounds like summer.
     Reply
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