Dan Marino Got Out Of Jury Duty, And Some People Are Pissed

Dan Marino, like all American adults with a driver's license and no felony convictions, occasionally gets called for jury duty. He dutifully showed up at Broward County Courthouse in Fort Lauderdale on Wednesday, ready to take on his civic obligations. That's when something happened that probably doesn't happen to… » 3/15/13 5:41pm 3/15/13 5:41pm

Saturday Night Live's Cold Open Spoofed The Super Bowl Blackout

It's been a week since the Super Bowl, but Saturday Night Live is a weekly show, unfortunately airing the night before Super Bowl Sunday, so they just got around to pointing out the uselessness of studio shows. Keenan Thompson as James Brown guides the skit and has some fun when, at his wit's end, he resorts to talking … » 2/10/13 9:15am 2/10/13 9:15am

Dan Marino Fathered A Love Child With A CBS Production Assistant

Today's New York Post features a story about former NFL quarterback and current CBS football analyst Dan Marino impregnating a former CBS Sports production assistant. Marino, who has been a CBS pregame analyst since 2003, had an affair with Donna Savattere at some point in 2004, which led to Savattere giving birth to a … » 1/31/13 9:26am 1/31/13 9:26am

Dan Marino May Look Much Different Next Year On CBS

If you're not familiar with PostSecret.com, it's a website that invites the general public to send in their deepest, darkest secrets on a postcard, and then they publish them on their website. It's a popular website. There's a book in publication, and a lot of people, I suppose, find it therapeuatic and comforting to… » 7/16/06 8:12pm 7/16/06 8:12pm

The Most Loathsome Talking Head of Them All

An enterprising young Atlanta Braves blogger, truly a guy after our own hearts, had become exhausted with screaming at his television set every time he turned on ESPN. As a way to rage against the machine, he set up The Road From Bristol, a 64-person bracket meant to resolve, once and for all, who the most loathsome… » 9/09/05 11:53am 9/09/05 11:53am