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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/05/09

    In reply to Just Be Thankful It's Not Cablevision
    Shanoff also hopes that, after the merger, NBC changes their logo from a peacock to Tim Tebow's self-circumcized pecker.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/05/09

    In reply to Just Be Thankful It's Not Cablevision
    I know you guys are enjoying your time at DS, but if you could please take a little more care with what accounts you approve; we have to deal with them in the future!
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    Image of krucoff krucoff
    12/05/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Misunderstood that part of the directions we were given. All clear now. Comment Clampdown back on.
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    Image of Christian_Okoye_Dokoye Christian_Okoye_Dokoye
    12/05/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I'll stop rapid-fire commenting, then.
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment Christian_Okoye_Dokoye was starred Christian_Okoye_Dokoye was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/05/09

    @Christian_Okoye_Dokoye: Well this is just little ol' me and my humble opinions, but it doesn't matter if comments get "promoted," its the new accounts and comments that get "approved" that could have unintended consequences in the future.
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    Image of Christian_Okoye_Dokoye Christian_Okoye_Dokoye
    12/05/09

    I've been there. Being temporarily banned is a stinky cologne. All you can do is repeatedly log in and get denied. Then, you have to beg the ninja. It's like trying to snuff the rooster, but with less cock.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/05/09

    In reply to Just Be Thankful It's Not Cablevision
    This is all part of Shanoff's devious plan to force Dash and A.J. to go back to their old jobs as fluffers.
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    Edited by DirkToberFest at 12/05/09 4:07 PM DirkToberFest was starred DirkToberFest was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/05/09

    In reply to Just Be Thankful It's Not Cablevision
    Of course, with Comcast in charge, all live chats will be scheduled between 9 and 5, and you'll have to guess the hour they take place, if they take place at all.
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    Once a tight end, now a wide receiver.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    But the red zone, apparently, is fair game.

    /Stay classy, Gainesville.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    How does she feel about facemasking?
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    To clarify:

    HELL NO TO: Inserting foreign biological matter inside an orifice meant for excretion, with mild risk of subsequent infection.

    HELL YES TO: Inserting and leaving foreign inorganic matter inside a place where there is no orifice, with gargantuan risk of subsequent infection/other immune problems, 'cause it makes 'em look bigger.
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak promoted this comment Edited by SavetoFavorites at 09/22/09 3:26 PM SavetoFavorites was starred SavetoFavorites was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    09/22/09

    @SavetoFavorites: yeah I mean what are the chances of a young, nubile 19 year old chick having perky breasts?

    Besides, IF YOU CAN MOTORBOAT THEM, THEY"RE REAL!
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    09/22/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: God bless you, sir.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    09/22/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Perky, yes. In the Wildcat formation, no. Those are fake.

    Besides, she's in the old fart section. Those people actually remember the Galen Hall era.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    I'd hit that hard, but I'll need plenty protection (double team?) breaking though the gap.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    I tried to make this term popular back in the 90s, but people just kept calling me Coco instead.
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    Image of Lance Uppercut Lance Uppercut
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    The little old lady on the right is saying, "Give it 40 years sweettits. This is where you end up, right here."
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    Image of Armen Tamzarian Armen Tamzarian
    09/22/09

    @Lance Uppercut: Bro. You have to get another screen name.
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    09/22/09

    @Lance Uppercut: You guys sound like Herschel Walker.
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    Image of Armen Tamzarian Armen Tamzarian
    09/22/09

    @Fogg: Well you appeared to be starred. This dude stole my handle! Can you kick his ass for me?
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    Edited by Armen Tamzarian at 09/22/09 3:00 PM Armen Tamzarian was starred Armen Tamzarian was unstarred
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    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    If she's the receiver I'd love to get a penalty for pass interference.
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    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    Sadly, this phrase is a twist on her plea to her father.
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    ManchuCandidate promoted this comment Edited by X-tacle at 09/22/09 2:33 PM X-tacle was starred X-tacle was unstarred
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    09/22/09

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    I don't get it. Why would there be a photo of her in the dictionary next to phrase that means when a chick takes two dicks at once? It doesn't make sense!
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    If you look up "reason number 650,054,296,789 why cheese mac never wants to have a daughter" you'll see this exact same photo.
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