Dan Snyder Does An Interview! (For His Own TV Show. With A Fifth…

The last time Dan Snyder subjected himself to the terrifying bright lights of a studio interview, it was June, and it was bullshit. Back then, he went on the D.C. affiliates of FOX and NBC and agreed to pretend that his flack, Tony Wyllie, hadn't planted every single question. It was so scripted that the two segments » 10/21/11 12:25pm 10/21/11 12:25pm

Help Us Finish "The Snydering" (Our Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder…

As you may have heard, Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit against the Washington City Paper is no more. Which means we will no longer be posting a daily link to the story that so enraged Snyder (and which he failed to read). But we still have to wrap up The Snydering, our satirical, non-libelous Dan Snyder group fiction.… » 9/12/11 4:15pm 9/12/11 4:15pm

Today In Shameless Corporate Behavior: The Redskins Hawk Obsolete…

First, Dan Snyder sold Redskins fans the old peanuts he got from a bankrupt airline, as Dave McKenna mentions in "The Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder." (You have just experienced "We Are All Dave McKenna CCX.") Now Snyder is charging fans at FedExField $6 for Donovan McNabb soda cups. Oh, wait. I'm not supposed… » 9/02/11 12:25pm 9/02/11 12:25pm

Now Comes The District Of Columbia To Protest The Dumbassness Of Dan…

It was always going to come to this. After being abused by Dan Snyder for over a decade, DC is finally fighting back. The city's Attorney General this week intervened in Snyder's increasingly desperate case against the Washington City Paper, arguing, more or less, that the wee Redskins owner is a titanic ass for… » 9/01/11 2:20pm 9/01/11 2:20pm

A Former Six Flags Employee Contributes To Our Satirical, Non-Libelous …

Consider this your daily link to Dave McKenna's "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," but here it is again for good measure. We'll post this until Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit is dosed with a few micrograms of polonium-210. (For those of you keeping track, this is "We Are All Dave McKenna CCVII.") » 8/30/11 1:15pm 8/30/11 1:15pm

Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder Group Fiction, Part VI: Robot…

Consider this your daily link to Dave McKenna's "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," but here it is again for good measure. We'll post this mother until Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit is frozen in amber so humans of the future can study the behavior of assholes in the 21st century. (For those of you keeping… » 8/04/11 3:30pm 8/04/11 3:30pm

Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder Group Fiction, Part V: Return To…

We already posted your daily link to Dave McKenna's "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," but here it is again for good measure. We'll post this mother until Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit is nailed to a cross while dogs gnaw off its toes. (For those of you keeping track, this is "We Are All Dave McKenna CL.") » 7/19/11 5:40pm 7/19/11 5:40pm

Dan Snyder's Latest Media Blitz Makes Everyone Look Like A Simpering Ass

Dan Snyder doesn't do many interviews. The reason: When Dan Snyder opens his mouth, he embarrasses himself. The Redskins owner appears comfortable only when speaking in sound bites about how his blood runs "burgundy and gold." So it came as a surprise last week when Snyder sat down with the DC affiliates of FOX and NBC. … » 6/01/11 11:35am 6/01/11 11:35am

Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder Group Fiction, Part IV: Cooke And…

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit chokes on a crab puff at a cocktail party. (For those of you keeping track, this is "We Are All Dave McKenna CX.") » 5/25/11 3:45pm 5/25/11 3:45pm

Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder Group Fiction, Part III: The Fetid…

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit chokes on a crab puff at a cocktail party. (For those of you keeping track, this is "We Are All Dave McKenna CV.") » 5/20/11 11:20am 5/20/11 11:20am

Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder Group Fiction, Part II: "... His…

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit hears the bell tolling. (For those of you keeping track, this is "We Are All Dave McKenna XCVI.") » 5/11/11 5:10pm 5/11/11 5:10pm

We Are All Dave McKenna XC (Introducing Our Satirical, Non-Libelous…

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Daniel Snyder's dumbass libel suit is dissected in a science class on stupidity. Today, we commence our Dan Snyder group fiction. Read an explanation here, if you haven't already, then read the… » 5/05/11 2:45pm 5/05/11 2:45pm

Deadspin Readers: Help Us Write Satirical, Non-Libelous Fiction About…

As Dan Snyder's dumbass lawsuit inches closer to Day 100 of its sorry existence, it has not escaped our notice that coverage of such a foul, protracted spectacle can have a wearying effect on those asked to attend to it daily. In the interest of further vesting you, dear readers, in The Snydering, we're tweaking this… » 5/05/11 1:00pm 5/05/11 1:00pm

A Case Study In Incompetence: Dan Snyder's PR Guy, Tony Wyllie

Maybe you heard about the stunning display of asshattedness last week by Redskins proto-flack Tony Wyllie. The occasion: A University of Maryland College of Journalism "ethics in sports media" panel, to which Wyllie arrived late. Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit came up, at which point Wyllie offered an equally dumbass… » 5/02/11 5:45pm 5/02/11 5:45pm