E.B. White once likened analyzing humor to dissecting a frog, in that the frog dies and that most observers are grossed out by the process. But who will object if we dissect Dane Cook? Here's a statistical look at how two very different comedians elicit reactions from their audience.
We want to make this absolutely clear: We, like right-thinking people everywhere, take Bill Simmons' side in the impending Simmons-Dane Cook flame war. WHO'S DANE COOK? [Shoot Your Hopes And Dreams]
If you're Major League Baseball, you have a veritable cornucopia of options of whom you should choose to serve as your postseason spokesperson. You could use Tommy Lasorda, like last year, though there's always the dangerous possibility he could ask Joe Buck to show off his swirly move. You could use old standby Scott…