dane-cook - Sports News, Headlines & Highlights

The Baltimore Orioles are a beautiful mess that makes absolutely zero senseThe Orioles are not a good team. They haven’t been a consistently great team since the late ’90s. Sure they had that one season in 2014 where they got swept in the ALCS after winning their first division title in 17 years, but were only good for that one season. The Orioles have finished either 4th ...

Dane Cook’s MLB Postseason Campaign Tortures My Memory Like An Unconfessed Murder<em></em>With the MLB postseason comes high stakes, a tense and entertaining atmosphere, and some of the best talent in professional sports. And yet as I prepare for the best part of the baseball season, one slogan writhes around in my brain like a maggot and refuses to leave: There’s only one October....

Louis C.K. Versus Dane Cook, By The NumbersE.B. White once likened analyzing humor to dissecting a frog, in that the frog dies and that most observers are grossed out by the process. But who will object if we dissect Dane Cook? Here's a statistical look at how two very different comedians elicit reactions from their audience....

Kevin Costner Gets To Pretend He Plays Baseball Again

With their whole name change — no more evil Rays! — Tampa Bay is unveiling their new uniforms next month. And they're bringing out the big guns for the experience....

We want to make this absolutely clear: We, like right-thinking people everywhere, take Bill Simmons' side in the impending Simmons-Dane Cook flame war. WHO'S DANE COOK? [Shoot Your Hopes And Dreams]...

Dane Cook Is The Face Of Postseason Baseball

If you're Major League Baseball, you have a veritable cornucopia of options of whom you should choose to serve as your postseason spokesperson. You could use Tommy Lasorda, like last year, though there's always the dangerous possibility he could ask Joe Buck to show off his swirly move. You could us...