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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    TJ/

    Landon Donovan wins MLS MVP!

    /TJ

    /crickets
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    Forget the bake sale. Have the sorority girls offer a topless carwash, and then when the cars get there, they only wash the bottom half of each car.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    The way I see it, former Buffs coach and current Christian superapostle Bill McCartney can just pass the goddam donation plate. I mean, what good are the Promise Keepers if you can't extort hard cash from their undying faith in the goodness of all men?

    Also, too, Boulder's bevy of long-distance runners can donate their used nipple guards.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    Go have a bake sale, brother.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach

    In Boulder? Dibs on the brownies.
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    11/19/09

    If only CU had a mascot that could be made into delicious burgers.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    I haven't seen money woes like this in Boulder since John and Patsy Ramsey had a week to deliver $118,000.
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    11/19/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: I was thinking more along the lines of since when Lloyd and Harry began writing IOU's for lamborghini's.
    /insert Colorado, remove Boulder
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    Image of UbaldoHairRejuvenationSystem UbaldoHairRejuvenationSystem
    11/19/09

    @Las Goteras: Fun fact: that whole movie was alleged to take place in Aspen and was actually filmed in BRECKENRIDGE.

    Fucking Hollywood and its game-playing shenanigans.
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    11/19/09

    @UbaldoHairRejuvenationSystem: Did you know "Rambo: First Blood Part II" was filmed in California, not in Vietnam as they would have you believe?
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    11/19/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: WHAT?! That's it. I'm dropping everything and calling my congressman this second.

    #tips
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    This raises an interesting question: Is there another college that has produced more over-hyped NFL busts than Colorado?
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    11/19/09

    @ArkansasFred: Penn State?

    Ki-Jana Carter
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    11/19/09

    @RichardDJoke: I should have phrased that better. I meant percentage wise.
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    11/19/09

    @RichardDJoke:

    Courtney Brown
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    11/19/09

    @Stev D: That gets my percentage up a little...though I must admit LaVar was a stud when he wasn't hurt.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    No Dan Hawkins post is complete unless this link is attached.

    [www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com]
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Colorado May Consider Bake Sale In Order To Buy Out Coach
    Well Jeremy Bloom probably has a lot of money. I mean, the guy plays two sports!
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