Dani Alves And David Luiz Love Stretching Together Very Awkwardly

Trying to avoid the injury fates of Jozy Altidore, Ángel di María, and so many other fellow competitors, Dani Alves and David Luiz were seen getting very limber yesterday ahead of today's semifinal. Who knew Brazilian stretching routines so resembled ice dancing? » 7/08/14 1:22pm 7/08/14 1:22pm

Banana Truthers Say "We Are All Monkeys" Campaign A Media Conspiracy

You can fool all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you'll never fool some Villareal fans into believing your simplistic racist narrative, lame-stream media. » 5/02/14 12:09pm 5/02/14 12:09pm

"We Are All Monkeys": Soccer's Banana-Fueled Racism Protest

Yesterday, Barcelona's Brazilian defender Dani Alves was the target of a banana thrown from the stands at Villareal. Rather than ignore it or protest to the officials, the two most common reactions from players to this depressingly common occurrence, Alves did something cheeky and brilliant. He peeled the banana and… » 4/28/14 11:53am 4/28/14 11:53am

Fan Throws Banana On Pitch At Dani Alves, Who Promptly Eats The Banana

Someone threw a banana at Dani Alves during Barcelona's 3-2 win over Villareal in La Liga action today. Alves, not missing a beat, picked up the banana, ate it, and went about his business. » 4/27/14 5:10pm 4/27/14 5:10pm

Messi's Being Messi Again, And Dani Alves Has A Nuke-Powered Boot

Barcelona holds a 4-3 aggregate edge in the second half of their return trip to Real Madrid in the Copa del Rey, thanks to the illusionist Lionel Messi setting up Pedro for the initial score and then a blistering strike by Dani Alves off a free kick rebound. The goals set up a 4-1 aggregate edge that would have… » 1/25/12 5:36pm 1/25/12 5:36pm

Identity Of The Lady Who Bared Her Rump For All To See In The Seventies…

Your morning roundup for March 24, the day an 8.5-point underdog taps into its inner Jersey Shore, all Socs-versus-Greasers style. » 3/24/11 9:00am 3/24/11 9:00am