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    Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge

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    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    "When Harry Truman received his (World War I) uniform, his eagerness got the best of him. He made a special trip to Grandview, Missouri to visit his grandmother, Louisa Young. The uniform was blue with red stripes down the trouser legs, red piping on the cuffs, and a red fourragère over the shoulder. When his grandmother saw this uniform, she was outraged. She said that the uniform reminded her of the Union soldiers that pillaged the family farm during the Civil War. She told her grandson never to come back wearing that uniform. He never did."

    And Bobby Bowden is older than Truman's grandma.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    Old people loves grudges. My grandfather, until the day he died, refused to shop at Acme because they stock "too many Goya products."
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/09/09

    @ArkansasFred: I'll never forget when my grandpa relented in his boycott of Japanese automobiles and got a Honda in the early 90s. So I spraypainted REMEMBER PEARL HARBOR on it.
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    Image of scroggzilla raids again scroggzilla raids again
    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    Thanks for the Maiden, Barry. But, I prefer my avation oriented heavy metal with gun camera footage....and Lemmy.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    Now I have to go to NYC to try and sleep with Granderson. It was much more convenient when he was just 4 hours away.

    A girl can dream, can't she?
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    Image of cromartie cromartie
    12/09/09

    @J-No: He gets erectile dysfunction with left handers. Just so you know.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12/09/09

    @cromartie: I'm a rightie, so I am not worried.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    Bobby Bowden says he won't do any fundraising for Florida State after he retires.

    Great, now how am I going to get your wife's signature Rice Krispies Treats.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    12/09/09

    In reply to Bowden Announces New Endeavor: Holding A Grudge
    Happy Wednesday. Go make some instant coffee.

    "Aces High" from "Live After Death"? I won't be needing any coffee now, thank you.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/25/09

    In reply to Never One To Seek The Spotlight, Danica Turns Down NASCAR
    Fuck the Heck is a Blow Jay? Is Marriotti involved?
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    09/25/09

    In reply to Never One To Seek The Spotlight, Danica Turns Down NASCAR
    Ole Miss waltzed into Columbia and shut down Jevan Snead and the 5-ranked Gamecocks. (Five? Really?) Steve Spurrier really shouldn't have held this year's Ladies Clinic on game night.

    Or ... maybe he SHOULD have held this year's Ladies Clinic on game night!
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    09/25/09

    In reply to Never One To Seek The Spotlight, Danica Turns Down NASCAR
    That Toronto crowd was nice not to show up and scare the fish away
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    09/25/09

    In reply to Never One To Seek The Spotlight, Danica Turns Down NASCAR
    Oh goody, instead of seeing her suck in NASCAR, we'll continue to see her suck in open-wheel racing.

    Check out the UNCENSORED version on GoDaddy.com! If there are other commercials up there, just scroll down, she'll be sixth or seventh.
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    Image of SandonMibut SandonMibut
    09/25/09

    In reply to Never One To Seek The Spotlight, Danica Turns Down NASCAR
    On top of being a mediocre driver, Danica really isn't that hot. In fact, without a whole lot of airbrushing, she would barely be pretty and her body isn't all that special either. So please explain to me why I'm supposed to care.
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    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac approved this comment SandonMibut was starred SandonMibut was unstarred
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    09/25/09

    @SandonMibut: We all cant go home and nail the hottest Real Girl ever made like you, pal. Let us have this one thing, please.
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    09/25/09

    @SandonMibut: Really? You're that guy?
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/25/09

    @SandonMibut: She's athlete hot. (Which is like lead singer hot and sorta like female politician hot.) Its a unique effect that adds a factor of 2 to the hotness of the woman based on her role as athlete/rockstar. See also Jennie Finch, Gwen Stefani. Hot enough on their own, but add in the fame and they jump to superhot reputations.

    (female pol hot is different, as its a power thing where we overrate any marginally attractive one)
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    09/25/09

    @Tracy Ham and Eggs: I'd show Kathleen Sebelius some Health and Human Services.

    Wait, what?
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    Image of Sir_Loin Sir_Loin
    09/25/09

    @Tracy Ham and Eggs: Take it one step further - She's "Racing" hot. Which is an up and coming HCS (Hotness Championship Subdivision) because you have Danica and Ashley Force. Five years ago, Racing hot would have been anyone who could open a Budwiser longneck with their vagina.
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/25/09

    @Sir_Loin: So, Jeff Gordon?
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    Image of Sir_Loin Sir_Loin
    09/25/09

    @Tracy Ham and Eggs: No....he can only open bottles of Seagram's mojito wine coolers with his vagina.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    09/25/09

    In reply to Never One To Seek The Spotlight, Danica Turns Down NASCAR
    Ole Miss waltzed into Columbia and shut down Jevan Snead and the 5-ranked Gamecocks.

    In retrospect, shutting down Jevan Snead was a questionable strategy by Houston Nutt.
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    09/25/09

    In reply to Never One To Seek The Spotlight, Danica Turns Down NASCAR
    It's so easy to get Danica to take her clothes off, I'm surprised anyone's still paying her to open her wheels.
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    09/25/09

    In reply to Never One To Seek The Spotlight, Danica Turns Down NASCAR
    Just once I'd like to see a team literally waltz into a town.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/25/09

    In reply to Never One To Seek The Spotlight, Danica Turns Down NASCAR
    The Rebels were the team ranked #5, Jevan Snead plays for Ole Miss, and South Carolina won.
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    Image of DanteCalabriasInferno DanteCalabriasInferno
    09/25/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Ole Miss was No. 4.
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    Image of ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError
    09/25/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: The game was in Columbia though! Good Job!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/25/09

    @DanteCalabriasInferno: 4 AP, 5 USA Today
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