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Add Trannies To The List Of People Faintly Annoyed By Danica Patrick
The new Danica Patrick commercial: clever deconstruction of gender identity or grievous insult to the transgender community? Discuss. [Trans Universe, via All Left Turns]
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By Tommy CraggsComment by TracyHamandEggs: I'm going with "Shameless attempt to create publicity through controversy." 4 Responses | Other threads
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DUAN!
Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
The intrepid Brooks of SPORTSbyBROOKS has Telexed us with an urgent communique regarding Danica Patrick's now-infamous checkered flag/Old Glory tattoo (these colors will eventually run as age takes its toll on Danica). More »
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By Pete GainesComment by Saberhagendaaz: BTW, DUAN, I picked up my acoustic guitar from the shop today and I'm absolutely killing the covers in between... 46 Responses | Other threads
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DUAN!
Sports Illustrated Finally Explains Wanton Danica Tattoo Removal
In a shining example of investigative journalism, CNBC's Darren Rovell attached himself, chimplike, to Sports Illustrated's haunches until the magazine finally explained why they Photoshopped away Danica Patrick's SI swimsuit issue ass tattoo. More »
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Comment by HernandezStache: So Rev. Al was out in full force today boycotting the NY Post for their chimpanzee cartoon. I know it... 107 Responses | Other threads
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sports
Your Gratuitous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Gallery
But you don't understand! This is a sports magazine! It's totally cool! More »
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Comment by huskr: SI's Swimsuit Edition: porn for men whose wives won't allow a Playboy subscription 5 Responses | Other threads
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cat fight
Video Of Milka Duno Towel-Snapping Danica Patrick, After 60 Long Minutes, Finally Surfaces
I was ready to move on from this particular story thinking there was no footage of this argument, and eventually concluding it was a lame altercation to begin with. But as the FanIQ headline says, "It's Just as Awesome as We Thought." Crystal clear audio. A towel snap. And a predominantly male pit crew doing absolutely nothing to stop the escalation. God bless America.
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By Matt SussmanComment by bigredgambler: Danica is built like the 2x4 Hacksaw Jim Duggan use to bring to the ring with him. And she's always... more » | Other threads
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danica patrick
Mid-Ohio Endures IRL Cat Fight Epidemic
If the concept of Ohio depresses you, at least the cities of Cleveland, Cincinnati, Youngstown, and Toledo all lie on or near the state border, opening up hopes and promises of other states. But Mid-Ohio? That's a lot of driving to exit the state, and driving in rural Ohio is a good way to lose one's mind. Racing in Mid-Ohio can't be much more exciting, given that I'm sure state troopers patrol the speedway to make sure you don't go over 65. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by bigredgambler: Seems like Milka went to the Sammy Sosa ESL Academy. more » | Other threads
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indianapolis 500
Someone Not Named Danica Wins Indy 500
Scott Dixon, seen here winning an unrelated reace, is your 2008 Indianapolis 500 winner. This makes it 39 years that the prestigious Brickyard race hasn't been won by either a woman or an Andretti. The New Zealander won his first 500 the year after he lost the IRL championship on the last lap of the last race. Redemption! I guess. More » -
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Danica Patrick Finally Wins, And That's Cool With Us
Danica Patrick, known to many sports fans as "the woman who is competent enough to be taken seriously and attractive enough to be overrated," finally won a race this weekend. Some have been mocking the achievement, but we dunno, we think it's impressive. It's hard to win races, you know? More » -
what's your excuse, milka duno?
Danica Patrick No Longer A Pretty Girl Who Can't Win Races
It feels like it took longer than Phil Mickelson's first major, but the petite open-wheeled racer finally reached the checkered flag before a bunch of chauvinistic war-starting toilet-seat-leaving-up booze-crazed horndogs in Japan this weekend, becoming the first female to win a major auto racing event. More »
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By sussmanComment by Human_Cannonball: Thank God, now I can forget about IRL once and for all. more » | Other threads
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indianapolis 500
Small Cars Going In Circles, Because Peyton Manning Said They Could
The Indianapolis 500 is underway, and if the fact that I haven't mentioned until over an hour after it started seems to give an indication of my interest level in the race ... it probably does. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by mingusmonk: Funny all the Bloody Mary talk. That's what our neighbors on our west side were drinking in the infield... more » | Other threads
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cultural oddsmaker
Cultural Oddsmaker: Death Becomes Them
A.J. Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Send him all kinds of fan mail.
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By LeitchComment by Arn Ziffel: JJ Redick in a horrible accident involving a tainted batch of Mike's hard lemonade. "Cold, hard, dead." more » | Other threads
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nascar
You Know, We Hear The Smell Attracts Bears
You know, there are times when it's obvious that we're not covering enough auto racing around these parts.
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Cars Go Around In Circles Very Fast
It's Memorial Day weekend, so that means it's time for the Indianapolis 500, which isn't as cool as it used to be, though it helps to have attractive women racing. Growing up where we did, the Indy 500 was pretty much the most awesomest thing on earth when we were a kid, so we're glad to see it coming back. More »
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By LeitchComment by Scott Senay: Just make sure you don't pull for Dick Trickle in a Cleveland library. A confused Carl Monday will be... more » | Other threads
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racing
Danica Races To The Altar
Hey wait, a wedding, and we weren't invited? It seems that elfin Indy driver Danica Patrick went and got married over the weekend, right under our noses, and we're just now hearing about it. And the staffers at Star call themselves journalists ... More » -
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About Last Night ...
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auto racing
F1 CEO Proves To Best Cro-Magnon Boss In The Business
Until about a week ago, you'd probably never heard of Bernie Ecclestone. This is because you're probably an American, and you don't pay any attention to Formula One Racing, the organization Ecclestone is the president and CEO of. A friend of ours who knows Formula One much better than we do says Ecclestone is beloved by F1 fans, because he's smart, quirky and loves to make strange jokes that no one outside racing gets. More » -
auto racing
Bidding For Danica
We find it encouraging that a female athlete could be a part of a bidding war — and Playboy isn't involved at all. Word has started to rumble (can word "rumble?") that Nascar could make a play for young Danica. She'd certainly have to sing at Wrigley "Stadium" better than Jeff Gordon did. More » -
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Fat Drivers Whine
Last week, before the Indianapolis 500, Nascar dolt Robby Gordon said it was unfair that Danica Patrick was so light, saying she had a natural advantage for speed, being so spindly. We found this amusing, because once we find the one advantage women have over men in the world of sports, some idiot guy starts complaining about it. More » -
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For Background Purposes, Honest
Just in case you thought Danica Patrick was a brand new phenomenon, FHM proudly proclaims that it had pictures of her months ago. So we link them to you, for research purposes. We missed the Rusty Wallace spread; our subscription to Beer Gut just ran out. More » -
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Danica Mania: The Aftermath
Like a lot of people, we were on the couch Sunday, cheering on Danica Patrick — and, perhaps even more so, David Letterman — at the Indianapolis 500. A friend of ours was asking us the other day, perplexed, whether or not we found Danica Patrick physically attractive; we said that he was wrong to even ask such a question, that it was offensive, and that yes, we thought so. (He said he couldn't decide.) More » -
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David Letterman: Nascar Dad
Like any right-minded American male between the ages of 24 and 54, we grew up loving David Letterman. And native Indianaian Letterman grew up loving the Indianapolis 500, culminating in his co-ownership of the Bobby Rahul Racing Team, which employs hot commodity Danica Patrick in this weekend's race. In a wide-ranging interview with USA Today, Dave, as tends to be the case when he talks race cars, isn't funny, but, unusual for him, he wears his heart on his sleeve. More » -
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Racing Fans Confused By Long-Haired Driver
The Indianapolis 500, the car race whose decline from prominence has officially eradicated the only reason to ever step foot in Indiana, is two weeks away, but qualifying was yesterday, handing race organizers the only publicity angle they ever have (save for tires flying into the stands): Chick Drivers! Danica Patrick, a 23-year-old rookie, finished fourth in qualifying yesterday and will start on the second row. Patrick is not new to the circuit and apparently is the leading candidate for the circuit's rookie of the year, and she seems consistently annoyed by all the attention. Sex appeal might not be her best allure, though; she looks kind of like a longer-maned Lynndie England. Though everybody looks pretty much the same when wearing a helmet (and slamming into a wall at 240 mph). More »
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