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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    Once a tight end, now a wide receiver.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    But the red zone, apparently, is fair game.

    /Stay classy, Gainesville.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    How does she feel about facemasking?
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    To clarify:

    HELL NO TO: Inserting foreign biological matter inside an orifice meant for excretion, with mild risk of subsequent infection.

    HELL YES TO: Inserting and leaving foreign inorganic matter inside a place where there is no orifice, with gargantuan risk of subsequent infection/other immune problems, 'cause it makes 'em look bigger.
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    Hit Bull Win Steak promoted this comment Edited by SavetoFavorites at 09/22/09 3:26 PM SavetoFavorites was starred SavetoFavorites was unstarred
    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    09/22/09

    @SavetoFavorites: yeah I mean what are the chances of a young, nubile 19 year old chick having perky breasts?

    Besides, IF YOU CAN MOTORBOAT THEM, THEY"RE REAL!
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/22/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: God bless you, sir.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    09/22/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Perky, yes. In the Wildcat formation, no. Those are fake.

    Besides, she's in the old fart section. Those people actually remember the Galen Hall era.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    I'd hit that hard, but I'll need plenty protection (double team?) breaking though the gap.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    I tried to make this term popular back in the 90s, but people just kept calling me Coco instead.
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    Edited by Civil Negligence at 09/22/09 2:43 PM Civil Negligence was starred Civil Negligence was unstarred
    Image of Lance Uppercut Lance Uppercut
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    The little old lady on the right is saying, "Give it 40 years sweettits. This is where you end up, right here."
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    Image of Armen Tamzarian Armen Tamzarian
    09/22/09

    @Lance Uppercut: Bro. You have to get another screen name.
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    Fogg promoted this comment Armen Tamzarian was starred Armen Tamzarian was unstarred
    Image of Fogg Fogg
    09/22/09

    @Lance Uppercut: You guys sound like Herschel Walker.
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    Image of Armen Tamzarian Armen Tamzarian
    09/22/09

    @Fogg: Well you appeared to be starred. This dude stole my handle! Can you kick his ass for me?
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    Edited by Armen Tamzarian at 09/22/09 3:00 PM Armen Tamzarian was starred Armen Tamzarian was unstarred
    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    If she's the receiver I'd love to get a penalty for pass interference.
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    Image of X-tacle X-tacle
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    Sadly, this phrase is a twist on her plea to her father.
     Reply
    ManchuCandidate promoted this comment Edited by X-tacle at 09/22/09 2:33 PM X-tacle was starred X-tacle was unstarred
    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    09/22/09

    Deleted
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    Edited by ManchuCandidate at 09/22/09 2:41 PM ManchuCandidate was starred ManchuCandidate was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    I don't get it. Why would there be a photo of her in the dictionary next to phrase that means when a chick takes two dicks at once? It doesn't make sense!
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    If you look up "reason number 650,054,296,789 why cheese mac never wants to have a daughter" you'll see this exact same photo.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    This is 1.5 entendres, at most.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    Not surprisingly, she wasn't given a role in this commercial.
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    Image of tekamul tekamul
    09/22/09

    @DirkToberFest: This commercial is awesome. I'm crushed that it didn't make the cut for prime time viewing
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    Rozelle’s Bagman promoted this comment tekamul was starred tekamul was unstarred
    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    09/22/09

    @tekamul: Yeah the new tagline "One in the hand, one in the can" doesn't quite cut it. Sounds like an aborted shocker.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    Dr. Z is drooling over these photos.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/22/09

    In reply to SI's Transition To Being Absolutely NSFW Is Almost Complete
    What happens if you look up lazy rhetorical devices?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/22/09

    @ClintonPortishead: what about irony?
     Reply
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