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    Image of Astronaut Mike Dexter Astronaut Mike Dexter
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    Dana Torres's message to the kids: Drink School, Stay in Drugs, and Don't Do Milk.
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    04/09/09

    @OokieDookie: Ibsen's a tough dude. Eat all your greens!
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    shots of milk! shots!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/09/09

    @blastitbiggs: +1 hoodie with nothing underneath.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    tj/


    Chad Campbell's has birdied the first five holes at The Masters.

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    Try again, guys.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    I would hit it. Then it would hit me back. Then I'd be in the hospital.
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    Image of Afino Afino
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    Yep, no plastic surgery on her.


    No way.


    Also related: My wife tried to convince me that the one celeb (the name escapes me) that just lost 30 pounds at 50 years old and is all over the Nurtisystem or whatever commercials did NOT have plastic surgery in any way.


    Are you kidding me? She's 50 years old and looks like that? That's not natural. No way in hell. And neither is Dara.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/09/09

    @Afino: they had to Photoshop the hell out of that People cover this week.


    Also, no woman over the age of 30 should rock a belly ring. Ew.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    So I guess I'm the only one with an embarrassingly large erection right now. Me-ow.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    I understand she's a mom.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    And here I thought Zac Efron's movie promotions couldn't possibly get any gayer.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    That explains why so many zydeco bands are recruiting her.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/09/09

    @Matt Sussman: And we have a winner.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/09/09

    @Matt Sussman: + un
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    Image of Detlef Schrempf and White Wine Detlef Schrempf and White Wine
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    Does anyone else think that would be totally like fucking a dude, grunts and grimaces included?
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    04/09/09

    @Detlef Schrempf and White Wine: Go on...
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    Who said anything about milk? That's the cover to the April '09 Penthouse.
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    Image of lecoqsportif lecoqsportif
    04/09/09

    In reply to And Now Equal Time For Female Abs
    answer is not "drink more milk"

    the judges would have accepted 'Juicing.' sorry. 'Juicing' was the answer."
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    04/09/09

    @lecoqsportif: looking back it all seemed so obvious..
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    Image of AndOnTheDrums... AndOnTheDrums...
    02/13/09

    In reply to Are Jewish Athletes Always Chosen First In Pick Up Games?
    Linda Cohn?? Horses can't be Jewish...
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/13/09

    @AndOnTheDrums...: You've never heard of the Budweiser Clydesteins?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/13/09

    In reply to Are Jewish Athletes Always Chosen First In Pick Up Games?
    Why play when you can own.
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