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    The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
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    Image of tolleito tolleito
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    "Your Motivational Pregame Quote For The Weekend

    "It's always fun until someone gets hurt and then it's just hilarious."

    -Mike Patton"


    The quote is from the late Bill Hicks.


    [en.wikipedia.org]

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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    01/08/09

    @tolleito: Shit. Better correct that.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    Hey, Millen was an ok broadcaster. I stand by that statement. He never bugged me like Dierdorf or Theisman.
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    01/08/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: FUCK YOU
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    Eighthback


    Okay, that makes up for you calling me short, Sasquatch.

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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    The worst part about them showing Leinart so many times last week. He had on eyeblack. In a dome. In a game he was only playing in if Warner got hurt.


    Way to play dress up

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    Uh, is it just me, or did the hot chick up top change form in the last ten minutes?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    Greatness as always, Drew, but have to I admit I was confused by the way you praised Jim Johnson as a coordinator and in the same paragraph predicted his defense would surrender 28 points.
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    Image of Sh!tShow Sh!tShow
    01/08/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: You gotta think one of those is a Donovan fumble returned for a TD.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    Don't also forget that "All 4 Love" was a Color Me Badd song. Yes, perhaps the most poisonous foursome for my ears in history this side of the Sex and the City Women or Buck, Aikman, Oliver, and Myers.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    I never, ever, need to hear the song "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet


    Me either. It was on all the damn time after Trainspotting came out.


    Wait, that's not the same song?

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    If you think about it, writing dirty Limericks about Kathy Ireland makes a lot of sense.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    48 threads and nobody has mentioned the fact that Drew suggested FRUIT as a gametime snack.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    01/08/09

    @MeSoHornsby: And a Japanese beer, while calling for the destruction of a Manhattan building via flames.


    You know, Bush still has 12 days in office, Drew.

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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    01/08/09

    @MeSoHornsby: Got my cholesterol checked last week. NEVER get it checked. Hence the fruit.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/08/09

    @Drew Magary: Your cholesterol count is one of those arbitrary numbers that means nothing - just like B.A.C.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    01/08/09

    @Drew Magary: In August '07 my doc said my cholesterol is a-ok, so I've been deep frying everything in sight ever since.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    Also while I have you here...


    What the fuck is up with the Jambaroo text never matching up with the back ground? Where the fuck is my indentation!?!?!

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    Image of Slothrop Slothrop
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    fucking ad block is having a conniption over Kathy Ireland. Much as I did before the Internet introduced me to all the porn in the world ever.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    reduced Tarvaris Jackson to a blubbering pile of shit


    Reduced from what? A large blubbering pile of shit?

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    Is it wrong that "All for Love" makes me want to run through a brick wall?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/08/09

    In reply to The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo
    What's so bad about pooping out some spider eggs? Can't be 1/200th as bad as what usually exits.


    Unless, of course, it's an arachnid of the Lexingtonii Steelingionius family. Fuckin ovipositor the size of a eggplant.

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