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New York, 1:35 PM
Wed Dec 16
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    Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    03/29/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
    Crack The Skye, Daulton
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    03/29/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
    Darren, please confine you're batshit insane beliefs to one of the duly recognized religious orders. Try to fit in a little.
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    03/29/09

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    Their marriage can't be that bad. They even have the same hairstyle! Those crazy kids are gonna make it afer all.
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    03/29/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
    It can get pretty bizarre.


    And another layer is peeled from the onion. Daulton still has an objective notion about "the bizarre."


    If that's the case then I understand even fucking less about metaphysics than Nicole.

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    03/29/09

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    Specifically, he believes people with transcendent understanding of all this will ascend to earth at the conclusion of the Mayan calendar (11:11 a.m. Dec. 21, 2012) and then move to a new plane of existence.


    Um, but, I'm already here. Did I just commit a metaphysical faux pas? Am I unfashionably early? How embarassing.

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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    03/29/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
    Astral travel? Darren Daulton and D&D, together as one, folks.
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    03/29/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: His Bag of Holding is chock full of booze, however.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/29/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
    That's when you go get the cooler and sit in the corner.


    Whenever they go get the cooler, that's when I move to a new blackjack table.

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    03/29/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
    I believe I spotted Darren in the Dharma compound on last week's Lost.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/29/09

    In reply to Darren Daulton Still Delightfully Nuts
    Nicole just doesn't understand metaphysics


    That's a good one, I'm going to have to remember it. "Bobby, why did you come home at 7 am wearing your clothes from last night and smelling like perfume?" "Liz, you just don't understand metaphysics."

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