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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    Not it!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas


    That's up there in Ed Gein territory.


    /he had them in candy dishes

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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    A couple days after their encounter, the women would wake up to "The Strawberry Patch".
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    1000!!!


    I think David Wright has left that many on base so far this season. 2 more strikeouts and a DP with men in scoring position today.


    14 Left on Base. Another productive day from the Met offense.

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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    04/29/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: At least swing the fucking bat
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/29/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy:


    The man needs to be benched for a game or two. He's a complete horror show right now. He's going to strike out 250 times this year. 1 HR and 7 RBIs in 21 games. Just hideous.

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    04/29/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: So fucking disgusted with this team right now.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/29/09

    @shea_guevara: @The Devil and Daniel Murphy:


    Every game but 2 or 3 have been the same. 1 or 2 runs games in which the opponent has given away enough for the Mets to win or the Mets have failed enough to lose. Poor pitching and fielding most nights and almost no clutch hitting so far this season. They easily have to lead the majors in left on base. Team is hitting .280, 3rd in the NL, yet is ninth in the NL in runs scored and plenty of those runs, the Nats gave them 7 runs between Friday and Saturday, are the result of the opposition's poor play. Out of their first 21 games, I can only think of about 3 games where I thought they played well overall.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    +1000?
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    Stev D was starred Stev D was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    Judge: Let me get this right.

    So you're getting a burning sensation when you urinate?


    Straw No, fire shoot out my dick, is all

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/29/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: thx, I just burst out laughing at work. Good thing no one else is around.


    Sounds like a lost "Dugout".

     Reply
    Juancho was starred Juancho was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    $20 says he liked to put on some Bobby Brown to get girls in the mood.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/29/09

    @Juancho: Whatever, that is HIS perogative.
     Reply
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    Their will be an asterisk next to that figure however because he's suspected of using viagara.
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    Image of The Devil and Daniel Murphy The Devil and Daniel Murphy
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    Kevin Mitchell is still not impressed
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    The Devil and Daniel Murphy was starred The Devil and Daniel Murphy was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/29/09

    @The Devil and Daniel Murphy:


    No former Met has killed more cat than him.

     Reply
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    Are we sure that's not Miles Simon instead of his sister?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    I call bullshit. There is no way Straw has any memories from 1984-1997.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    Of all those women, that's the one you picked!?!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    Bobby Big Wheel: You're Darryl Strawberry.

    Darryl: Yes?

    Bobby: You hook up with skanks.

    Darryl: Yes?

    Bobby: I hook up with skanks, too.

    Darryl: So?

    Bobby: Well, are you better than me?

    Darryl: Well, I never met you... but... Yes.
     Reply
    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    Mario Cantone looks like he's about to puke. Probably that ridiculous shirt Straw is wearing.
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    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/29/09

    In reply to Strawberry's Career Stats Include More Than 1,000 Vaginas
    He's second on the career list, right behind Darryl Cherry.
     Reply
    Matt Sussman was starred Matt Sussman was unstarred
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