I Know It's Preseason, But — Le Moyne?

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 11/04/09 6:30am 11/04/09 6:30am

Bow Down Before Your New Mayor, Detroiters

Piston legend Dave Bing has been elected to serve the remainder of Kwame "Sex Text" Kilpatrick's term as Lord of The D. I hear he plans to move the city to Ontario. [Detroit News; photo] » 5/06/09 11:00am 5/06/09 11:00am

Dave Bing Wants To Be Mayor Of Detroit For Some Reason

Here's all you need to know about Dave Bing: He enters campaign rallies to the tune of "The Final Countdown," as an announcer yells: "Here's your favorite Detroit Piston, starting for the City of Detroit!" » 2/25/09 10:45am 2/25/09 10:45am