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    Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    What a Gaylord.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    Arroyo wouldn't have been able to keep black tar out like that, if Scott Spiezio was still on the Cardinals.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    Cry me a river Mr. Big League Guy. Some guys in this country go months or years without a ball rub (we won't even mention the married guys) and you complain about one night.

    For just $25 per night you can help one of these poor guys bet the ball rub they so desperately need.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    He didn't have any problem getting a grip. Balls like that can generate a lot more movement than a slick ball that hasn't been rubbed up.

    You can read about this and more in Seymour Butts' Penetrating Art: Mise-en-Scene in Hardcore Pornography.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    He complained during and after the game that the baseballs were too slick because they had not been rubbed down beforehand.

    Duncan is still upset that The State and his favorite hilarious character, Louie, were cancelled 15 years ago.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    Brett Myers used the same excuse regarding his wife last year.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    Arroyo's restaurant in the Meatpacking District recently closed, so that's probably just left over hair gel.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    Well, I think we found our first topic for the Buzz Bissinger-Big Daddy Balls roundtable this afternoon.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    pine tar? I wanna dip my balls in it!
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/01/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Oh nuts. I didn't see this when I made my mildly amusing The State comment.

    FUCK!!!!

    /I'm not really that upset
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    10/01/09

    @DirkToberFest: Were you raised in a barn?
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/01/09

    @Pedro Cuatro Cinco: Briefly. At a young age, I was forced to leave with my pig mentor, Snowball. I've been afraid of dogs ever since.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    10/01/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Hello little Ricky, do you know who I am?
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    Yet the question still remains—were balls being rubbed, properly or improperly?

    Where does Bronson think he is anyway? An Ohio public library?
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    Now combine this story with this

    And combine rubbing balls and crotch rockets
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    I haven't heard this much talk about Red balls since that homoerotic "accident" at the 1989 Scorpions concert.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    Arroyo was actually only only rubbing one ball. It's his own version of a Livestrong tribute.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    Over-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation for Red Birds
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/01/09

    In reply to Un-Rubbed Balls Create Sticky Situation For Cardinals
    "And will we ever be mature enough to not make jokes likes this?"

    answer: no
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/01/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Where am I?
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