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David Hasselhoff Will Sing To Mormons

Rick Chandler — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 09:15:02 EST

Yes, The Hoff will belt out the National Anthem at the Las Vegas Bowl on Saturday, and we can only hope that ESPN will cover it live. No doubt this is why the game is already a sellout. [Las Vegas Sun]

David Hasselhoff Is a Crazy, Wild Arizona Football Fan

Clay Travis — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:30:08 EDT

Who likes hanging out with his daughter in the student section. With a camera. Really, he does. Allegedly this is because he has at least one daughter attending Arizona. Which makes complete sense. Because everyone who has ever been to college wants their dad or mom to bring a handheld video camera into the student section and lead the students in cheers. Right now, a crying Hasselhoff daughter is submitting her transfer papers. See why, "We are all virgins...yeah!" will keep you up at night. In not one but two Arizona football videos featuring the 'Hoff. After the jump.

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You're thinking things can't get worse than the 'Hoff riding shotgun with some Arizona undergrads, right? You're wrong.

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If I was recruiting against Arizona, I think I'd just play this video. Unless you're competing for a German basketball star. In which case Arizona is golden.

David Hasselhoff no longer a 'Zona football virgin. [The Sports Culture]

More Hasselhoff On Your Friday Night Than You Probably Expected

mjdeadspin — Sat, 27 May 2006 15:42:30 EDT

The Mavericks found their groove against the Suns last night, winning 105-98, putting the series at 1-1 heading back to Phoenix. The three stars of the evening: Dirk Nowitzki, who had 30 points, 14 boards, and 6 assists. Josh Howard, who had 29 points and 7 boards. And David Hasselhoff, who is the reason that Dirk Nowitzki ever makes free throws at all.

Hasselhoff was in the stands, and TNT was all over him. He was interviewed during the game by Craig Sager, and he visited the booth, where Ernie Johnson had a lapse in common sense and had his picture taken with him. Sager, you can understand. Everyone's going to make fun of Sager anyway. But when you sit next to Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith, and you voluntarily have your picture taken with David Hasselhoff... well, you're just begging to be abused.

So, yeah. Phoenix, you'd have to assume, will gladly take their split and head back home, although the lack of Raja Bell for at least two more games is a series blow. They only went 7 deep last night, and one of those 7 was Eddie House. With the style they play, and the fact they've gone through two seven-game series already, they need their depth.

Dirk Loves Hasselhoff [MisterIrrelevant.com]
Suns 98, Mavs 105 [ESPN.com]

Now That Was Just Cruel

Rick Chandler — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 16:30:00 EST

OK, we were nearly finished — halfway out the door to greet the remains of the day — when a final, fateful e-mail popped into view. We feel we have suffered enough today, what with the Johnny Weir topless photos, "The Pizzle's" French rap technique and unrelenting abuse from Nova Scotia residents. But now you readers have gone too far. For no apparent reason, you have sent us David Hasslehoff photos.

And not just any photos. Twelve shots from a David Hasslehoff calendar, in which he is engaged in many different sports. (June is particulalry disturbing). So, thank you, readers. We now sign off for the day, and we'll see you tomorrow. And Monday, and Tuesday, and so on. In other words, we will get you for this, if it takes us the rest of our life.