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    What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!

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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    So basically what everyone is saying is that when you watch men having sex with a woman you would prefer it if the man in question was a young, hot stud? Got it.
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    Image of TimCouchFanatic TimCouchFanatic
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    Anyway, there's a scene in the movie where Richard Benjamin, who looks like this, gets a blowjob from Julia Louis Dreyfus and finishes her off by banging her from behind.

    The Robert DeNiro/Bridget Fonda scene from Jackie Brown had the same impact on me. It was only a few seconds, but it's burned into my memory.
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    sir_pantsalot promoted this comment TimCouchFanatic was starred TimCouchFanatic was unstarred
    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/09/09

    @TimCouchFanatic: I think I could survive the image of almost any couple but my all time worst image will always be:

    [www.snopes.com]

    -if I could go back in time I would tell my self to never look at the linked picture.
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    Image of TimCouchFanatic TimCouchFanatic
    10/09/09

    @sir_pantsalot: Yep. That's pretty much one of the most awful things I've ever seen. I should have taken your word for it.
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    Image of Durr T. Sanchez Durr T. Sanchez
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    try this mental image on for size:
    Michael J. Fox trying to 'do' Barbara Walters - while George Lopez eats taco meat out of her cleavage....jesus help us....
     Reply
    sir_pantsalot promoted this comment Durr T. Sanchez was starred Durr T. Sanchez was unstarred
    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/09/09

    @Durr T. Sanchez: Having sex with M.J.Fox when he is off his meds is like having sex with a giant vibrator.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    Charlie Rose Is Used as Crutch For Someone Who Wants to Look Smart/Cultured: Even.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    George Lopez getting a talk show is a scandal in it-self.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    Jimmy Fallon and George Lopez have talk shows but Spike Feresten gets canceled. That is a far greater crime against humanity than Letterman plowing the staff.
     Reply
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    10/09/09

    @sir_pantsalot: Spike got canceled? Thanks for shitting in my cereal. Dammit.
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    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    George Lopez Eats Taco Meat Out Of A Guest's Cleavage: 30/1.

    Why does it have to be taco meat? Why can't Lopez eat a burger or slice of pizza? Oh, I get it now. Cause's he's Latino and all they eat is tacos and burritos. Hey, is his theme music La Cucaracha? Fucker.

    /politically correct'd
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    UkraineNotWeak promoted this comment This is my Star was starred This is my Star was unstarred
    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/09/09

    @This is my Star:

    Actually, it's "Low Rider".
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/09/09

    @This is my Star: He only eats taco meat because he is racist and hates America and white people.

    /politically uncorrect'd
    //true
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    Edited by sir_pantsalot at 10/09/09 11:14 AM sir_pantsalot was starred sir_pantsalot was unstarred
    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    Stephen Colbert allows a PETA rep to shave his pubes: 70/1
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    I do not want to see your list of famous, middle-aged men who you would like to imagine naked and fornicating
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    Mr. Praline promoted this comment Blast it, Biggs was starred Blast it, Biggs was unstarred
    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/09/09

    @Blast it, Biggs: ...don't you?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    Old/Middle-aged men I would like to see naked and fornicating:

    Joe Biden
    Jesse Jackson
    Martin Sheen
    James Garner
    Al Davis
     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    George Lopez Eats Taco Meat Out Of A Guest's Cleavage: 30/1.

    The only thing that will redeem the bit will be that he gets the meat from his new restaurant for cuckolded men, Nacho Baby
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/09/09

    @David Hume: -Meat courtesy of Kristin Taco Bell
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    10/09/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I am Chris Berman.
     Reply
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    Image of WhoDoYouKnowHere WhoDoYouKnowHere
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    Please remove Bill Clinton and Jack Nicholson from your list. In their place please put Tony Kornheiser twice.
     Reply
    Gourmet Spud promoted this comment WhoDoYouKnowHere was starred WhoDoYouKnowHere was unstarred
    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/09/09

    @WhoDoYouKnowHere:

    You know, you could have just asked to have Kornheiser added to the list twice...
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    Image of WhoDoYouKnowHere WhoDoYouKnowHere
    10/09/09

    @Gourmet Spud: no no, you got me all wrong. Jack Nicholson circa 1975- not present day.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/09/09

    @WhoDoYouKnowHere:

    I see. And Bill Clinton?
     Reply
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    Image of WhoDoYouKnowHere WhoDoYouKnowHere
    10/09/09

    @Gourmet Spud: no homo
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/09/09

    @WhoDoYouKnowHere:

    Got it.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    People realizing that Carson Daly still has a late night show: 100/1
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    10/09/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Who???
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    You are powerless to resist his delightful Scottish charms.

    It's true! This is why Colin Montgomerie can cheat in full view of the officials and never gets caught.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/09/09

    In reply to What’s The Next Big Late Night Scandal? LET’S PLAY ODDSMAKER!
    - Tony LaRussa
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