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    David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    Meanwhile, across town, Paul LoDuca was hosting his annual fundraiser at a showing of High School Musical 3.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    Is Wright playing the role of this guy here? His squeaky puberty voice is perfect.


    [s3.amazonaws.com]

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    When will Chipper Jones start whining about how this was supposed to happen to him?
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    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    Is it really necessary to preface 80's hair by calling "bad?" I mean isnt it just assumed? Is there ever such a thing as "good 80's hair?"
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    11/18/08

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Will's afforementioned middle-parted mullet sounds appealing
    /no homo
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/18/08

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: I believe you're forgetting one Thomas Dolby.
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    Image of Wawa Wawa
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    Those weren't cougars. Thats just how women in New Jersey look.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/18/08

    @joe: *cough* Staten Island *cough*
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    Said one cougar, "He's got the Wright stuff. If loving David is wrong, then I don't wana be Wright."
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    Wright: PEW PEW PEW!


    (Sorry, David... no hablo douchebag.)

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    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    "at the Co-pa...Copacabaaaaaana..."
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    11/18/08

    @strong like bull smart like tractor: +1 gun shot
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    The key question:


    Jersey or Long Island Cougars?

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    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    @LilJerrySeinfeld: I didn't like Lil' Penny either.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    ...women with bad '80s hair were practically pushing down little kids who were trying to get baseballs signed.


    This used to happen to Willie McGee all the time. Of course, those women were trying to escape.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    Issac from the Love Boat?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    "No, you're the man!"
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    Image of LilJerrySeinfeld LilJerrySeinfeld
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    This is seriously newsworthy...you guys need to get a job.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    11/18/08

    @LilJerrySeinfeld:


    Hey, thanks for stopping by, Jerry. See ya' at Iracane's party next Monday? Cool.

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    11/18/08

    @LilJerrySeinfeld: Are you a trashy looking Cougar?
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    11/18/08

    @LilJerrySeinfeld: Tamale!
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    11/18/08

    @LilJerrySeinfeld: I will ask that your commenter execution is merciful.


    Actually, that's a lie. Goodnight, gentle Jerry.

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    Image of LilJerrySeinfeld LilJerrySeinfeld
    11/18/08

    @Red Sox Monster:


    It's been a helluva run...

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/18/08

    @LilJerrySeinfeld:


    You should fight against the dying of the light.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/18/08

    In reply to David Wright's Dreaminess Almost Causes Cougar Riot
    Much like pop rocks and coke, putting together a handsome baseball player, red bull, vodka, and menopausal women can cause......nausea.
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