Scores Of Idiots Don't Realize Fox Is Airing Last Year's Daytona 500

Update: See bottom for newest idiots Fox News and ESPN. Today's Daytona 500 is currently in a weather delay, so Fox is airing last year's edition. Many NASCAR fans are incapable of reading the ticker at the bottom of the screen, and are live-tweeting the race out in excitement. Here are some of those dumbasses, as… » 2/23/14 4:38pm 2/23/14 4:38pm

How To Win The Daytona 500

Ok, let me be honest right up front, I haven't raced at the Daytona 500 yet and therefore I haven't won it yet. However, I have a pretty good record on the super speedways of NASCAR, including a win in the Truck Series at Talladega, so I'm sure that I can explain to you how drafting works and, in doing so, how a race… » 2/11/14 2:39pm 2/11/14 2:39pm

We Still Don't Know What Racially Insensitive Thing That NASCAR Guy…

A quick refresher: NASCAR driver Jeremy Clements said something that was deemed racially insensitive in the presence of a NASCAR official and an MTV blogger following the Daytona 500, which was dumb, though we don't know how dumb because NASCAR, which suspended Clements indefinitely, won't tell us what he said, which… » 3/01/13 10:50am 3/01/13 10:50am

Jimmie Johnson Wins Daytona 500; Danica Patrick First Woman To Place In…

NASCAR elected to go on with the Dayton 500 today after Kyle Larson's wreck at the same track yesterday, when his car's engine flew through the protective fence and into the crowd before debris injured 28 spectators. Jimmie Johnson won the race for his second career victory at the Daytona 500, but the biggest news… » 2/24/13 5:51pm 2/24/13 5:51pm

50 Cent's Attempt To Kiss Erin Andrews Was One For The Ages

In a sports moment rivaled only by Joe Namath's come-ons to Suzy Kolber, rapper 50 Cent—inexplicably making the infield rounds at the Daytona 500—took Fox's Erin Andrews to the Candy Shop of love, though it appears EA wasn't digging it so much. Before the race even started, we've had a massive wreck. [Fox] » 2/24/13 1:39pm 2/24/13 1:39pm

Danica Patrick Becomes First Woman In History To Win The Pole Position…

One year ago, Danica Patrick won the pole at Daytona for the lesser circuit Nationwide Series. Today she won the pole at NASCAR's most prestigious race—scheduled next Sunday, February 24 at 1:00 p.m.—with a lap of 196.434 mph.
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Patrick finished 38th last year at the Nationwide Series Daytona, after and spending 30…

Armageddon At Daytona As Juan Pablo Montoya Hits Jet Engine-Powered…

Miraculously, there were no injuries after a bizarre incident on the 160th lap of the much-delayed Daytona 500 in which Colombian driver Juan Pablo Montoya's car fell apart at just the wrong moment: as he approached a track-drying truck, complete with jet fuel-powered turbine in the back. » 2/27/12 10:24pm 2/27/12 10:24pm

NASCAR Drivers Spent Yesterday's Daytona 500 Rain Delay Mentioning…

This will surprise absolutely nobody familiar with the constant shilling for products and sponsors that takes place before, during, and after NASCAR races, but when slapped together back-to-back it's worth realizing that yesterday's eventual postponement of the Daytona 500 wasn't a lost cause for everyone. [FOX] » 2/27/12 4:20pm 2/27/12 4:20pm

NASCAR Media Take The Restrictor Plates Off Their Praise For Trevor…

OK. We get it. Trevor Bayne is going to save NASCAR. Or something like that. On Sunday, the apple-cheeked 20-year-old sent the motor sports world into an onanistic reverie by becoming the youngest driver to win the Daytona 500. It was only Bayne's second start in the big leagues of the Sprint Cup. No matter. He's… » 2/21/11 7:21pm 2/21/11 7:21pm