Washington D.C. Politicians Being Shady As Shit About New Soccer Stadium

The debate over an arena for D.C. United—with a proposed site cost of $300 million, it would be by far the most expensive soccer-specific stadium project in the country—has been long and contentious but stands on the verge of a major step: the approval of the Washington D.C. City Council. But the day before a study on… » 11/04/14 4:58pm 11/04/14 4:58pm

Eddie Gaven, The Oddest Goalkeeper In MLS History, Retires

Eddie Gaven retired today, and the math doesn't seem right. He's only 27 years old, but already an 11-year veteran of MLS. That's what happens when you get drafted at age 16, as Gaven was by the MetroStars in 2003. The wunderkind never quite lived up to the hype, but he proved to be a versatile, workmanlike presence… » 10/31/13 5:57pm 10/31/13 5:57pm

NBC Sports Breaks Away At Exact Wrong Moment

Lesson for NBC, the new holder of the American rights to the Premier League: Don't cut away from soccer during the run of play, like you did here, and miss a goal like the one D.C. United scored. (Transmission error or not, woof.) [NBC Sports] » 8/03/13 10:10pm 8/03/13 10:10pm

MLS Couldn't Dig Itself Out Of The Snow Or Its Own Ass [UPDATE]

The weather had already shafted DC United. The higher seed, they lost homefield advantage when MLS switched the legs of their home-and-home with the Red Bulls because the New York area was still cleaning up after Hurricane Sandy. It wasn't fair, and United fans were pissed, but it's hard to see that there was any… » 11/08/12 4:35pm 11/08/12 4:35pm

An Entire Section Of DC United Fans Planked At Last Night's Game

Well, planking just won't die. We thought it had, over the weekend. But maybe soccer fans based in DC don't watch morning news in Dallas. » 7/21/11 1:35pm 7/21/11 1:35pm

Who Wants To See Charlie Davies (Mostly) Naked?

I've been dispatched by the other 90 percent of the Deadspin staff to share with you these photos of Charlie Davies, the starting striker for D.C. United who suffered bleeding in the brain, a ruptured bladder, a broken tibia, femur, and elbow, and multiple facial fractures in a car accident in October 2009. He's… » 6/30/11 6:15pm 6/30/11 6:15pm

Watch A D.C. United Soccer Player Get Interviewed About His Balls

During halftime of last night's draw with Real Salt Lake, D.C. United defender Jed Zayner confirmed that his side would, in fact, need to "work our balls" off on defense. Then, the announcer inquired as to the state of Zayner's. » 6/19/11 3:00pm 6/19/11 3:00pm

Juan Agudelo Scored A Special Goal Against DC United Last Night

It's weird to see an American striker do this. We're so used to our forwards scoring as a function of being in the right place at the right time. Agudelo scored last night despite bad service and good marking. He created this goal out of nothing. No more Jozy Altidore comparisons, please. » 4/22/11 10:55am 4/22/11 10:55am

Charlie Davies Attempts To Save His Failed Goal Celebration By Doing…

Since he returned to professional soccer in late March, Charlie Davies appears to be having a great time. The 24-year-old has scored four goals in three games for D.C. United, which has him on loan from the French club FC Sochaux; the latest tally was this late-game penalty kick against the Galaxy on Saturday. The… » 4/11/11 2:45pm 4/11/11 2:45pm

NBA Player Served With Child Support Papers At Halftime Of A Game

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 2/05/11 9:00am 2/05/11 9:00am

The Best Possible Reason To Buy An MLS Jersey

I don't know if I can take another second of NFL Draft coverage. No matter what I look at now, a tree, a drunken hobo, a bag of cocaine, I see a scrolling "team needs" bar underneath it, and I hear Mel Kiper telling me about its ability to explode. So we leave you today with something, hopefully, kind of nice. » 4/28/07 7:00pm 4/28/07 7:00pm

Adu Uses U.S. Farm System

The Times Online is reporting this morning that UK soccer club Chelsea is this close to signing 16-year-old soccer prodigy Freddy Adu away from DC United and the MLS. The paper reports that Adu plans to be in London by the beginning of the summer; he hopes it will help him make the national team by the World Cup. » 2/07/06 10:00am 2/07/06 10:00am