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Who the fuck are St. Louis City SC and who the fuck do they think they are?

Who the fuck are St. Louis City SC and who the fuck do they think they are?

Mon Mar 27 2023
Old Man Wayne Rooney's MLS Tenure Ended With A Spectacular Postseason Meltdown

Old Man Wayne Rooney's MLS Tenure Ended With A Spectacular Postseason Meltdown

Mon Oct 21 2019
Old Man Wayne Rooney Is Sick Of These Damn Refs And All This Damn Traveling

Old Man Wayne Rooney Is Sick Of These Damn Refs And All This Damn Traveling

Mon Aug 19 2019
Old Man Wayne Rooney Will Leave MLS To Be A Player-Coach At Derby County

Old Man Wayne Rooney Will Leave MLS To Be A Player-Coach At Derby County

Tue Dec 22 2020
Alejandro Bedoya Scores Goal, Calls For Congress To "End Gun Violence"

Alejandro Bedoya Scores Goal, Calls For Congress To "End Gun Violence"

Mon Aug 05 2019
Old Man Wayne Rooney Scores A Goal From A Million Billion Miles Away

Old Man Wayne Rooney Scores A Goal From A Million Billion Miles Away

Thu Jun 27 2019
Old Man Wayne Rooney Got His Shit Wrecked

Old Man Wayne Rooney Got His Shit Wrecked

Mon May 27 2019
Cops: Wayne Rooney Speaking "Broken English" When Arrested For Public Intoxication

Cops: Wayne Rooney Speaking "Broken English" When Arrested For Public Intoxication

Tue Jan 22 2019
Old Man Wayne Rooney Was Arrested At Dulles Airport For Something Called "Public Intoxication/Swearing" [Update]

Old Man Wayne Rooney Was Arrested At Dulles Airport For Something Called "Public Intoxication/Swearing" [Update]

Sun Jan 06 2019
DC United's Nick DeLeon Scores Clutch Game-Tying Goal, Then Chokes Away Decisive Penalty Kick

DC United's Nick DeLeon Scores Clutch Game-Tying Goal, Then Chokes Away Decisive Penalty Kick

Fri Nov 02 2018
Old Man Wayne Rooney Has Officially Dragged D.C. United Into The Playoffs

Old Man Wayne Rooney Has Officially Dragged D.C. United Into The Playoffs

Mon Oct 22 2018
Old Man Wayne Rooney Adds Ridiculous Free-Kick Goal To MLS Highlight Reel

Old Man Wayne Rooney Adds Ridiculous Free-Kick Goal To MLS Highlight Reel

Thu Oct 18 2018
D.C. United Ball Boy Does His Job A Little Too Well

D.C. United Ball Boy Does His Job A Little Too Well

Thu Aug 16 2018
Old Man Wayne Rooney Is Thriving In MLS

Old Man Wayne Rooney Is Thriving In MLS

Thu Aug 16 2018
Old Man Wayne Rooney Produced One Of The Best MLS Highlights You'll Ever See

Old Man Wayne Rooney Produced One Of The Best MLS Highlights You'll Ever See

Mon Aug 13 2018
Reporter Hit By Falling Railing On Opening Day At D.C.'s New MLS Stadium 

Reporter Hit By Falling Railing On Opening Day At D.C.'s New MLS Stadium 

Mon Jul 16 2018
Old Man Wayne Rooney Looks To Be Headed To D.C. United

Old Man Wayne Rooney Looks To Be Headed To D.C. United

Thu May 10 2018
The Future Of American Soccer Might Be Barron Trump?!?

The Future Of American Soccer Might Be Barron Trump?!?

Fri Sep 22 2017
Liquor Store Soccer Team Scores First Against D.C. United

Liquor Store Soccer Team Scores First Against D.C. United

Wed Jun 14 2017
Meanwhile, At The Soccer Halftime Show

Meanwhile, At The Soccer Halftime Show

Sat May 14 2016
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