The Editor-In-Chimp Is Here

Much of your human world continues to horrify and confuse me, most of all your bizarre construct of weekdays. The one you call Will has cast me into my Monday bondage by bludgeoning my mate to death with his advanced human weaponry. How ever did you concoct stick with a nail in it? Sadly, I am now in his thrall until… » 3/03/08 9:20am 3/03/08 9:20am

Happy Leap Day, Everyone!

So does today actually exist or not? After watching Lost last night, I'm more confused than ever ... and this article is no help. Anyway, on the off chance that today really does exist, I'll be posting a full day's worth of sports outtakes, bloopers and practical jokes. Will is still on vacation, so hit me with tips… » 2/29/08 9:40am 2/29/08 9:40am

Uncle Joey Is Babysitting Today

Imagine my surprise when I got in this morning and found this note: On vacation. You're doing the site for the next two days. Do not try to contact me. Beer in the fridge. — Will. A sudden chill ran through me, for I knew instantly what the implications were: There was in fact no beer in the fridge. » 2/28/08 9:41am 2/28/08 9:41am