The Midwest Doesn't Like Alcohol or Foreigners

Michael Bertin writes regularly about soccer for Deadspin » 10/06/08 12:00pm 10/06/08 12:00pm Thanks to Jesus, I watched a total of about 35 minutes of soccer this weekend. Okay, it's partially my fault. I was traveling and just assumed Indiana had the modern amenities of the developed world. But the friend I was staying with didn't have Fox Soccer…