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    The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser

    Jonah Keri Cheats Death

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    Interesting theory on the Wildcat since Arkansas was running it in '06 and '07 and former Arkansas offensive assistant David Lee was hired by the Dolphins before the '08 season as well...
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    Hell, I am Irish. When a relative dies, it is our duty to get shitfaced. Course, it is our duty when the sun rises, or sets as well.
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    johnny_carsick promoted this comment crazyjoedavola was starred crazyjoedavola was unstarred
    Image of Lance Uppercut Lance Uppercut
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    Just when I thought you couldn't be any dumber, you do something like this...AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF.
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    comment_ninja promoted this comment Lance Uppercut was starred Lance Uppercut was unstarred
    Image of Armen Tamzarian Armen Tamzarian
    09/22/09

    @Lance Uppercut: Get your own fucking screen name!
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    Armen Tamzarian was starred Armen Tamzarian was unstarred
    Image of comment_ninja comment_ninja
    09/22/09

    @Lance Uppercut: Indeed. Perhaps you're interested in being known as Hercules Rockefeller, Rembrandt Q. Einstein Handsome B. Wonderful?

    If you're a lady,I suggest Chesty La Rue, Busty St. Claire or Hootie McBoob.

    Thank you.
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    Image of Lance Uppercut Lance Uppercut
    09/22/09

    @Lance Uppercut: Since I have had this since 2006, maybe you should be the one checking on a new moniker.
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    Image of X-tacle X-tacle
    09/22/09

    @Lance Uppercut: This alias war has the potential to be hilarious.
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    Gourmet Spud promoted this comment X-tacle was starred X-tacle was unstarred
    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    09/22/09

    @Lance Uppercut: Hey, that's my gay porn stage name.

    Both of you Lance off.
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    Image of Armen Tamzarian Armen Tamzarian
    09/22/09

    @ClickClickThud: Jesus, its raiiining men in here again. Hallelujah.
     Reply
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    As much as I'm enjoying Jon's tale, am I the only one who's skeptical that its real?

    I demand some sort of paper trail, screenshots, pinky toe, etc.
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine promoted this comment TT-Zop was starred TT-Zop was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/22/09

    @TT-Zop: Unless Drew knows something he's not telling, Jon's story is utter horsehit.
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    09/22/09

    @TT-Zop: Oh, I have no doubt it's probably bullshit. At least, I hope no one's dumb enough to bet like that.
     Reply
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    09/22/09

    @TT-Zop: the story is true divided by 1,000
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    That movie was inspired by the Human Decipede exhibit at the Thalidomide Museum.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    I just don't understand why you'd set a film noir in a high school if you're not gonna have the high school kids behave like fucking high school kids.

    Sorry Drew, but we didn't all spend our 10th grade summer dry-humping couch cushions in sync to Cowboys From Hell.
     Reply
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    I didn't know CPSL's real name was Jon.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    Follow the steps. Paul Pasqualoni gets fired as head coach at Syracuse University and most of his assistants are booted with him

    Sniff. You don't have to say anymore. You had me at "Paul Pasqualoni gets fired."
     Reply
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    If Dwight Schrute liked shitty music? I'm pretty sure Dwight listens to Dokken.
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    Edited by Bobby Big Wheel at 09/22/09 3:00 PM Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    The new pic looks like a rejected still from Finding Nemo: The Gay Years.

    I remember that movie. Those jerks in his school called him "Reamo".
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    09/22/09

    @Gourmet Spud:

    "You already know Grimhilde and Renaldi. Now meet Disney's newest 'tude sporting Queen..."
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    09/22/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Personally, I prefer the classic Disney-Nazi flicks like Fuhrertasia.
     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    My grandfather was an avid golfer. Low single digits most of his life, had about 6 or 7 holes in one. Basically lived at the golf course. At his funeral, when the casket had been lowered into the ground and the immediate family took turns shoveling dirt in the pit, my grandmother turns to me and my mother and says "he'd hate this...he's in a sand trap". Rock on, grandma.
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    09/22/09

    @Kid Canada: That was awesome.
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    Drew Magary was starred Drew Magary was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    09/22/09

    @Drew Magary:

    The funny part was that all of us around the gravesite cracked up laughing, which was really confusing for people further away who were all wondering how anybody could be so disrespectful as to laugh at such a serious moment. They chilled out once they heard that it was the widow who cracked the joke.
     Reply
    Kid Canada was starred Kid Canada was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Drew's Tuesday mailbag is the best addition to the Deadspin lineup in years.

    Sorry "Ten Humans" and "Softball Failures".
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    Like Genesee the beer, I assume it's strictly for poor, undereducated fat people.

    Fuck you. I'm not undereducated. My worthless Lehigh degree proves that.
     Reply
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/22/09

    In reply to The Worst Gambling Story Ever Gets A Little Worser
    Everyone knows I look like Tackleberry, if Tackleberry were fatter, and not dead.

    So you're admitting that you look like Paul Byrd, then?
     Reply
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    08/30/09

    In reply to Jonah Keri Cheats Death
    A deafening series of violent bumps. A patch of thickly clustered trees. A terrified scream. A sickening crash

    George, Quinn here was moving a chair... he lost his balance and dropped it... it must have fallen on your briefcase, which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder?
     Reply
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