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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Think this is the only bit of Memorial-related horsefucking? Nay!

    Of course it isn't. Bissinger designs all of Memorial's shirts.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Assuming the cheerleader was a consenting party, I don't see any problem with this.
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    Image of Fuzzy Dunlop Fuzzy Dunlop
    10/07/09

    @FlakJack: The problem is, the cheerleader is still in high school, and the mustangs are 52 in horse years. On a positive note, the mustang on the right was just extradited from Switzerland.
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    FlakJack promoted this comment Fuzzy Dunlop was starred Fuzzy Dunlop was unstarred
    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Why would they be blaming or trying to contact the football coach? Do they know if he had anything to do with it? Do they know if any football player created the shirt? Maybe these broads are too quick to get emotional and upset and too slow to think and get some facts first.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    10/06/09

    @sir_pantsalot: If only we could go over there and say something to that effect, but many a Deadspinner has wandered over to Jezebel and never come back. Or when he does come back, he ain't right any more.
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    Image of EditorOfTheDailyFaberian EditorOfTheDailyFaberian
    10/06/09

    @sir_pantsalot: Also, if those broads were prettier, they could keep a man and wouldn't be so angry.
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    Tracy Ham and Eggs promoted this comment EditorOfTheDailyFaberian was starred EditorOfTheDailyFaberian was unstarred
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    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Did you guys create Jezebel just to make me feel better about the times I treated a date badly?
     Reply
    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
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    10/06/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: I've always blamed it on the last girl who didn't have sex with me.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    It's tough to blame the horses - her Pass of Thermopylae is spectacularly narrow.
     Reply
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    Image of A Pimp Named DaveR A Pimp Named DaveR
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Dear tag team horses: You cannot high five, because you do not have five to high. You can only high one.

    This will not be read to you, because you are horses.

    Affirmed.
     Reply
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    10/06/09

    @A Pimp Named DaveR: Magnificent
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/06/09

    @A Pimp Named DaveR: +1
     Reply
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Nothing Says "School Spirit" Like Performing Obscene Acts On A Cheerleader

    Holy shit, for once I actually agree with Jezebel!
     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    What is it with the perverts and the mustangs?
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    That cheerleader works with the census bureau. She's merely taking two Gallop Poles.

    /is today over yet?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10/06/09

    @Karlifornia: Wonderful.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/06/09

    @Karlifornia: +1. I'm giving you an honorary Shovey.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Menelaus is rolling in his grave.
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    FlakJack promoted this comment DirkToberFest was starred DirkToberFest was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Unfortunately for Memorial, the tables will be turned when they face the Abilene Glue Factories in the state final.
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Thanks to pic from the facebook group, my Rapidash porn collection is now complete.
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    FEAST was starred FEAST was unstarred
    Image of ithacabaron ithacabaron
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    To be honest, as tasteless as these shirts are, I don't think they're particularly rare -- when our annual "rivalry" game was on the horizon, similar t-shirts were invariably being sold out of a junior's car in the school's parking lot.

    Would I prefer that this sort of thing didn't go on, because they make high school sports teams, and those people that participate in them look like goons? Sure. But as far as I'm aware, "underground" t-shirts like this are all but standard at high schools and with football teams across the country, and have been for some time.

    Every year, some kid would sell something like this, a teacher would get their hands on one, confiscate the rest while wagging their finger sternly, and that was the end of it. Those who bought their shirts before the seizure would wear them, and without any consequences.

    Then again, I went to an overly permissive prep school, so the teachers there were probably just happy no one was doing lines of coke off of books in the library.
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    Gourmet Spud promoted this comment ithacabaron was starred ithacabaron was unstarred
    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/06/09

    @ithacabaron:

    Exactly. I still have the t-shirt from my high school grad stag, which had pictures of a viking fucking all sorts of strange and magical things.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/06/09

    @Gourmet Spud: But for you, it was called "Grade 12" instead of "12th Grade", correct? I don't even know what the hell that is supposed to mean.
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    Image of ithacabaron ithacabaron
    10/06/09

    @ithacabaron: For what it's worth, I'm not saying that I approve of the shirt -- I most certainly don't.

    I'm just wondering why, knowing how prevalent these things are, that this shirt, here and now, of all the others made at all the schools over the years, is suddenly creating such an uproar.
     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/06/09

    @ithacabaron: I don't know why you're getting so defensive. It's a hilarious shirt. You should be proud.
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Two dudes who high-five each other mid-threesome might as well be fucking each other in the ass.

    I don't know where she learned how to high-five but I'm betting it is somehow related to her daddy issues.
     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/06/09

    In reply to Ball The Pretty Horses: High Schoolers Show School Spirit With Equine Double-Team T-Shirts (UPDATE)
    Look at how swarthy those horses look. They're like the equine version of Milli Vanilli.
     Reply
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