Ilya Bryzgalov's Thoughts On Meteors, Asteroids, And Life Are Simple…

During an interview with Flyers goalie Ilya Bryzgalov, the folks at WIP had the good sense to ask him for his thoughts on that big-ass meteor that recently landed in Russia and that even bigger-ass asteroid that whizzed by Earth and threw us all into a brief, existential meltdown. Bryzgalov's response was the best… » 2/22/13 5:45pm 2/22/13 5:45pm

An Essay About Osama Bin Laden's Death, Constructed Entirely Out Of…

SOURCES: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!! WATCHING CNN NOW... THE PRESIDENT TO ADDRESS THE NATION SHORTLY... I got off the plane,went in my hotel rm, turned on TV, saw all those people outside the WH and thought "did the Skins win another SB?" LOL. Osama Bin Laden dead????? Whoa!!!! Osama Bin Laden Dead. Got him. We got his… » 5/02/11 4:30pm 5/02/11 4:30pm

Apparently, The Jennie Finchification Of Softball Is Under Way

So, has Jennie Finch completely transformed softball from a sport once overtaken by rampant lesbianism to one more appealing to bubbly straight girls ? It depends. You can talk to one person and they'll tell you about how half the people they knew on their college and high school softball team wore their K.D. Lang… » 5/22/08 6:00pm 5/22/08 6:00pm