And Now TMZ Turns Tiger Woods Into Lionel Richie With One Fateful Post

Here we go: "Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren — according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident." And when he tried to get away... » 11/28/09 12:52am 11/28/09 12:52am

Sports Fella's Fantasy: A Scrappy Little Web Site That Competes With…

Bill Simmons muses: "Part of me can't shake the temptation of being the underdog again — like, launching my own sports site, hiring some talented writers and designers and trying to compete with the big guns." [Huffington Post] » 10/22/09 2:45pm 10/22/09 2:45pm

The Learning Curve: So Yoked

This segment is called "The Learning Curve" where you, young blog proprietor, will get a link to your new site on Deadspin. Any and all questions you may have about being a successful blogger will (hopefully) be answered. » 9/30/09 5:00pm 9/30/09 5:00pm

A One-Day Study On Use And Variance Of "Pussy" Uttered By Brian Urlacher

First Bobby Wade said that Brian Urlacher called new teammate Jay Cutler a pussy. Urlacher denied it. Then Urlacher said the radio stations starting this nonsense were the pussies. Explanations and clarifications disrupt a quiet Wednesday in the Windy City. » 7/29/09 6:00pm 7/29/09 6:00pm

In Which We Attempt To Translate British Journalism

If the English language isn't yet universal, then the verse of sports should be. I've never understood, then, why it is that I can't comprehend a word of 19th-century British newspapers. » 7/16/09 6:00pm 7/16/09 6:00pm

Diana Taurasi Was Really, Really Drunk

So says the Phoenix PD. The Mercury guard blew a .17 and was going 55 in a 35 on the night she was pinched. She's pleading not guilty to any and all "extreme" DUI charges. [SI/AP] » 7/15/09 10:21am 7/15/09 10:21am

Nicole Bobek Made Fast Friends In Prison

The New York Daily News published a comprehensive rise-and-fall on the meth-peddling former figure skater but NJ.com gets the real gravy: Bobek endeared herself to inmates through tube-top wizardry. [NJ.com] » 7/13/09 8:45am 7/13/09 8:45am

The LPGA Continues To Ratchet Up The Crazy

The next time I'm hacking away on my local muni, I'm going to pretend like I'm snowboarding, because that's what Italian golfer Giulia Sergas does. Imaginary frostbite nipping at my windwhipped nose, I'll fit right in with the LPGA. » 7/09/09 2:30pm 7/09/09 2:30pm

Now It's Time To Let Your Star Shine

So the new commenting system is live. Please hop to the bottom section and test it out. I'm sure there will be kinks, complaints, confusion and minor chaos. Feel free to contact bugs with the real boners. » 7/09/09 12:15pm 7/09/09 12:15pm

Anna Kournikova: Still Not A Jew

When Anna Kournikova came to Washington rocking a diamond as big as the Ritz, a freelance photographer congratulated her with a "Mazel Tov!" Kournikova's response: "I am not Jewish. Can't you see my cross?" Oy vey. [Washington Times] » 7/09/09 11:15am 7/09/09 11:15am

Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...

Jason Whitlock wrote a face-slapper of a column about Serena Williams where he says things like this: "I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin." Jezebels...ATTACK! » 7/07/09 11:20am 7/07/09 11:20am

And Now Let's Dive Into This Bizarre Steve McNair Situation

First it was a double homicide. Then it was murder-suicide. Now it's just tragic and sad. And TMZ has pictures of the doomed couple parasailing. » 7/05/09 1:45pm 7/05/09 1:45pm

The Plump, Svelte, Spirituelle And Statuesque Girls In Their Summer…

Even in 1909, women-watching was the true appeal of a Princeton-Yale baseball game — especially for the venerable newspapermen who chronicled the "rattling good" game. [The Sexist] » 6/30/09 4:00pm 6/30/09 4:00pm

Anna Kournikova Reportedly Gets Shovey With Other Woman At Vegas Bar,…

The New York Post is reporting that former tennis person Anna Kournikova had a drink tossed on her at a Vegas nightclub which resulted in a mild lady-on-lady altercation. » 6/30/09 11:27am 6/30/09 11:27am