…amidst a war on two fronts, a global recession and a national healthcare crisis – the most sought after news item in America concerns a cheating golfer and his bat-shit crazy wife conspiring to crash the family car less than a hundred feet from their driveway?
Furthermore…
…this groundbreaking story is scooped by a news organization named after Hollywood’s preeminent cokewhore playground, and further disseminated by an industry leading outpost (yea you, DS) -- whose readership depends far too severely on the quality of that week’s pants-shitting column?
I love it. I really. sincerely. fucking do.
(but I don’t think the inside of Cronkite’s coffin is exactly painted glossy white)
@Lets_Go_Strangers: You're right, while there is a war going on and the economy is in the crapper there should be no other news stories reported in any way (even sports-related stories on a sports-related website).
Lighten up, captain. There's plenty of news outlets to find all of your middle-east updates/recession updates. Try there.
"Part of me can't shake the temptation of being the underdog again — like, launching my own sports site, hiring some talented writers and designers and trying to compete with the big guns."
I'd love to read Thom Browne's take on the Leafs' sluggish start. #espn
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Never make a pretty woman your wife
so for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
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- Phil Hartman
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- William Shatner
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-John Bobbit
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…amidst a war on two fronts, a global recession and a national healthcare crisis – the most sought after news item in America concerns a cheating golfer and his bat-shit crazy wife conspiring to crash the family car less than a hundred feet from their driveway?
Furthermore…
…this groundbreaking story is scooped by a news organization named after Hollywood’s preeminent cokewhore playground, and further disseminated by an industry leading outpost (yea you, DS) -- whose readership depends far too severely on the quality of that week’s pants-shitting column?
I love it. I really. sincerely. fucking do.
(but I don’t think the inside of Cronkite’s coffin is exactly painted glossy white)
11/28/09
Lighten up, captain. There's plenty of news outlets to find all of your middle-east updates/recession updates. Try there.
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[struggles with envelope]
Orbitz.com, Sink the Putt Mini-Golf!!!!! #espn
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I'd love to read Thom Browne's take on the Leafs' sluggish start. #espn
10/22/09
Because to Simmons, Wes Welker's player bio reads like Penthouse Letters. #espn
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Rick Chandler #espn
10/22/09
supermike5alive's ability to comment is not enabled.
coincidence?
[deadspin.com] #espn
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