Delmon Young Can Earn $600,000 In Bonus Money By Not Being A Fat Mess

On Tuesday, the Philadelphia Phillies signed Delmon Young, noted anti-semite and worst player to ever win the ALCS MVP, to a one-year, $750,000 contract. Today, we learned that Young's contract has one very peculiar stipulation. From the AP: » 1/23/13 4:45pm 1/23/13 4:45pm

As Punishment For Yelling "Fucking Jews!" At A Guy, Delmon Young Will…

Back in April, Tigers outfielder Delmon Young was charged with third-degree assault after a minor fracas on a road trip in New York. The alleged details were ugly: a supposedly drunk Young shoved a man to the ground after losing it—"Fucking Jews! Fucking Jews!"—at the sight of a yarmulke-wearing panhandler. » 11/07/12 3:30pm 11/07/12 3:30pm

Delmon Young Is By Far The Worst Player To Ever Win The ALCS MVP

After his team completed their sweep of the New York Yankees last night, Delmon Young was awarded the ALCS MVP. Normally, this award isn't that big of a deal. It's a footnote that gets tacked on to the narrative of the series, and everyone forgets who won it a few days later. Young's award stands out, however, because … » 10/19/12 2:52pm 10/19/12 2:52pm